Category: Golf Jokes

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Ranking: 2.23 / 90
Travis and McGee met over a beer in the local pub. After a while the subject of sports came up. Travis asked McGee, "Do you play golf?"
"Sure," said McGee, "I play well enough to know why they call it 'golf'."
Puzzled, Travis asks, "Why do they call it 'golf'?"
"Because," replied McGee, "that's the only 4-letter word left!!"
Thanks to: Steve Smith - USA.
rec.:Dec/15/2005    pub.:Jan/11/2006    sent:Feb/4/2006

Ranking: 2.24 / 83
Two men were talking about golf. One of them said, "I shoot in the 70's." The other replied, "That's great!" The first one said, "Yeah, if it gets any cooler than that, I go to the clubhouse."
Thanks to: Steve Smith - USA.
rec.:Jan/7/2005    pub.:Jan/13/2005    sent:Aug/16/2005

Ranking: 2.63 / 40
Did you hear about the golfer trying to buy a new golf club? He looked at club after club after club. His friend asked him "Why are you taking so long?" He replied "I am looking for a hole in one!"
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Canada
rec.:Jan/17/2014    pub.:Jan/24/2014    sent:Jul/7/2014

Ranking: 2.33 / 63

Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alien said to the second, "Uh-oh cover your ears he's going to be really mad now"!

Thanks to: Drew - Indianapolis - Indiana - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2003    pub.:May/27/2003

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