Category: Business Jokes

[80]  4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18  
Ranking: 2.94 / 48
Three businessmen were having dinner at a club. When it came time to pay the check, each grabbed for it.
"It's a business expense," said one.
"I'll pay," said the second. "I'm on cost plus."
"Let me have it, "argued the third. "I'm filing for bankruptcy next week
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/2/2002    pub.:Jan/2/2002

Ranking: 2.96 / 46
A Texas Oil Tycoon and an Alaskan Oil Tycoon were debating on which state had the most oil. The Alaskan Oil Tycoon said, "Listen, there is so much oil in Alaska that I could buy enough gold to build a wall of solid gold 100 feet tall and 100 feet wide all the way around the state of Texas". The Texas Oil Tycoon scratched his chin and adjusted his cowboy hat and said, "Well boy, I'll tell ya just go ahead and build that wall, and if I like it.......I'll buy it".
Thanks to: Jim Barzee - St. Louis - MO - USA.
rec.:Jul/14/2005    pub.:Jul/18/2005    sent:Aug/31/2005

Ranking: 2.96 / 45
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid, so he asked his collections manager to leave a voice-mail for them saying, “We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one.” The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, “Please cancel the order. We can’t wait that long.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/14/2010    pub.:Apr/14/2010    sent:Jul/31/2011

Ranking: 2.64 / 64
Kathy goes to her local bank, walks into the manager’s office, and says, “I want a loan; I am going to divorce my husband.” “Oh, we don’t give loans for divorces,” the manager says. “We offer loans only for things like real estate, appliances, automobiles, businesses, and home improvement.” Kathy interrupts: “Stop right there. This definitely falls into the category of ‘Home Improvement.’”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/18/2009    pub.:Sep/18/2009    sent:May/19/2010

[80]  4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18  


© 1995-2015 EMERgency 24 Inc.