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Ranking: 2.96 / 46
A Texas Oil Tycoon and an Alaskan Oil Tycoon were debating on which state had the most oil. The Alaskan Oil Tycoon said, "Listen, there is so much oil in Alaska that I could buy enough gold to build a wall of solid gold 100 feet tall and 100 feet wide all the way around the state of Texas". The Texas Oil Tycoon scratched his chin and adjusted his cowboy hat and said, "Well boy, I'll tell ya what....you just go ahead and build that wall, and if I like it.......I'll buy it".
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Thanks to: Jim Barzee - St. Louis - MO - USA.
rec.:Jul/14/2005    pub.:Jul/18/2005    sent:Aug/31/2005


Ranking: 2.93 / 44
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid, so he asked his collections manager to leave a voice-mail for them saying, “We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one.” The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, “Please cancel the order. We can’t wait that long.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/14/2010    pub.:Apr/14/2010    sent:Jul/31/2011


Ranking: 2.62 / 63
Kathy goes to her local bank, walks into the manager’s office, and says, “I want a loan; I am going to divorce my husband.” “Oh, we don’t give loans for divorces,” the manager says. “We offer loans only for things like real estate, appliances, automobiles, businesses, and home improvement.” Kathy interrupts: “Stop right there. This definitely falls into the category of ‘Home Improvement.’”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/18/2009    pub.:Sep/18/2009    sent:May/19/2010


Ranking: 2.70 / 46
Michael was selling a fine horse, and his friend Liam came over with the intention of buying it. "How much is it?" asked Liam, and Pat told him "500 dollars." Liam was startled, and said, "But sure, I could give only 25 dollars for even such a fine horse." "Done!" said Michael. Liam was surprised again. "How is it you came down so fast?" Michael smiled and said, "25 dollars is what he's worth, all right, but you're my friend, and I thought you'd like owning a 500 dollar horse."
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Thanks to: Pat Conner - Kailua Kona - Hawaii - USA.
rec.:Feb/5/2002    pub.:Mar/6/2002


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