Category: Business Jokes

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Ranking: 2.14 / 70
Strolling into a bank, the moron presented a check and asked the teller to cash it. The teller informed the woman that she must first identify herself. Pulling a mirror from a purse the woman looked in it and said, “Yes sir-it’s me, all right.”
#10804    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/18/2003    pub.:Aug/18/2003    sent:Sep/17/2003


Ranking: 4.38 / 8
A new business is open and one of the owner’s friends wants to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrive at the business site and the owner reads the card: “Rest in Peace.” Understandably the owner is angry and calls the florist to complain. After he tells the florist the obvious mistake and how angry he is, the florist replies, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this. Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a card saying, ‘Congratulations on your new location.’”
#24443    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/9/2015    pub.:Jul/9/2015


Ranking: 2.58 / 33
A man went to a bank and gave them 60 000$ worth of bonds to hold for him and he asked to take out a loan of 1$. The next year he came back to the bank to get his bonds and the accountant asked him "If you have all that money in bonds, why did you need to borrow 1$." The man replied, “Do you know any other way I can use a safety deposit box for only 7 cents a year?"

#9874    
Thanks to: Jason Dunesbury - New York - New York - USA.
rec.:May/31/2003    pub.:Jun/30/2003


Ranking: 2.20 / 59
After a bitter marketing war, in which prices were continually being undercut, Birdseye and the Green Giant got together to settle their differences at a Peas Conference.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/11/2003    pub.:Sep/11/2003    sent:Nov/9/2003


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