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The following is a true story.

Following a miserable year, the CEO of a company called all the Project Managers for a performance review meeting. After giving them a piece of his mind, he asked each Manager to present his/her case. One of the Managers gave a long winding speech of excuses on his Project’s performance over which the CEO got irritated and yelled “Just tell me Yes or No”. The Manager coolly said “Yes or No” and sat down!
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Thanks to: Venky - India
rec.:Aug/1/2001    pub.:Aug/29/2001


Ranking: 1.92 / 36
When a plague of flying ants caused the performance at a variety theater to end prematurely, the manager sent a message to his agent: “Show stopped by flying ants!”
The agent replied “Book’em for another week”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/15/2006    pub.:May/15/2006    sent:Jun/23/2006


Ranking: 1.56 / 71
Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac got together and got married in Loan Town, USA. And had a baby the banks called Foreclosure, and they lived unhappily ever after in their new economy life styles.
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Thanks to: Anthony Richardson - Fayetteville - North Caroline - USA.
rec.:Oct/25/2009    pub.:Nov/30/2009    sent:Feb/21/2011


Ranking: 2.00 / 25
Do you know why malt stands are constantly rated best businesses of the year?

They always give customers a fair shake.
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Thanks to: Mark O.
rec.:Jan/11/1999    pub.:Jan/11/1999    sent:Jan/11/1999


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