Category: Business Jokes

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Ranking: 3.20 / 91
The man charged into the jewelry shop, slammed his fists angrily on the showcase, removed a wristwatch from his pocket and shook it under the nose of the owner. “You said this watch would last me a lifetime,” he yelled. “Yeah,” admitted the owner. “But you looked pretty sick the day you bought it.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/2010    pub.:Apr/20/2010    sent:Nov/12/2014

Ranking: 4.35 / 26
A new business is open and one of the owner’s friends wants to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrive at the business site and the owner reads the card: “Rest in Peace.” Understandably the owner is angry and calls the florist to complain. After he tells the florist the obvious mistake and how angry he is, the florist replies, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this. Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a card saying, ‘Congratulations on your new location.’”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/9/2015    pub.:Jul/9/2015    sent:Sep/2/2015

Ranking: 2.76 / 159
A man makes a phone call to an export office in a port of France, and asks whether they can ship a 20’ container with live geese properly stored in their appropriate places.
Oui monsieur; what is the destination port for this load?
I’m sending them to the zoo in Brazil.
Wouldn’t you be better off calling the export office in Portugal?
Why is that sir? If you’re sending them to Brazil to avoid bureaucracy, then you should contact the Portuguese; of course!
Thanks to: John Teixeira - Barueri - São Paulo - Brazil
rec.:Dec/27/2013    pub.:Jan/24/2014    sent:Jul/18/2014

Ranking: 2.94 / 82
A man looking for a job."...And remember we are very keen about clenliness. Did you wipe your shoes before entering” asked the manager. "Oh, yes sir."
Replied the man. The manager narrowed his eyes and said, “We are also very keen about the truth. There is no mat."
Thanks to: janhvi sampat - mumbai-bombay - maharashtra - India
rec.:Jul/6/2002    pub.:Oct/8/2002

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