Category: Cannibal Jokes

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Ranking: 3.52 / 27
A cannibal visited the witch doctor with a serious skin rash.
The doctor gave him a small pot of grease to rub on.
He returned next week completely cured. " Wonderful stuff what is it" he said
"My best friend died . I boiled him in a pot for six days then skimmed the grease off" he replied.
" What do you call it?" Said the cannibal.
" Pal o' mine lotion" replied the witch doctor.
Thanks to: Ivan - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/20/2014    pub.:Jan/9/2015    sent:May/27/2015

Ranking: 2.63 / 75
The missionary arrived in the cannibal village on Saturday, and by Monday night he was history. Looking through his belongings, one of the natives found a magazine and without missing a beat began tearing out pictures of people and popping them in is mouth.
Seeing what he was doing, a friend asked, “So…how’s the dehydrated stuff?”

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/3/2005    pub.:Aug/3/2005    sent:Jan/24/2007

Ranking: 2.26 / 139
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2003    pub.:Oct/31/2003    sent:Dec/8/2003

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