Category: College Jokes

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Ranking: 2.43 / 49
“Now my motto in life,” said the school chaplain, “is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?”
“My motto is let bygones be bygones.”
“That’s good. Why did you choose that?”
“Then I wouldn’t have to take any history classes!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/13/2002    pub.:Nov/13/2002

Ranking: 1.88 / 89
“So, thundered Greg’s furious father, “you have been expelled from college, have you?”
“Yes, Dad. I am a fugitive from a brain gang.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:May/22/2004

Ranking: 1.76 / 108
A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: That's great honey! What kind of degree? And the son, almost squealing with excitement says: The best one ever, a Celsius degree!
Thanks to: Alina and Yelena - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Feb/18/2002    pub.:Feb/24/2002

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