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10) E-Mail flames from some guy named 'Fluffy.'
9) Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
8) You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
7) Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com/.
6) Your mouse has teeth marks in it...and a strange aroma of tuna.
5) Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of 'CyberDog.'
4) Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3) You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
2) On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
1) There are little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

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Thanks to: Mark Oberholz - Chicago - USA.
rec.:Jan/26/2001    pub.:Jan/26/2001    sent:Jan/26/2001


Ranking: 2.00 / 34
How can you tell if you have been spending too much time at home on the Internet?

Your spouse emails you a message saying dinner is ready and she/he uses the address
"Your spouse@home.com."
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Thanks to: Mark O.
rec.:Jan/22/1999    pub.:Jan/22/1999    sent:Jan/22/1999


Ranking: 2.17 / 24
How many IBM PC owners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Thanks to: Samantha
rec.:Aug/1/2000    pub.:Aug/1/2000    sent:Aug/1/2000


Ranking: 1.83 / 42
The Yankees have a monopoly game.
The Mets have a monopoly game.
Microsoft has a monopoly, no game but a lesson for us all.
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Thanks to: Jerry Sangiamo - Lakewood - New Jersey
rec.:May/14/2001    pub.:May/14/2001    sent:May/14/2001


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