Category: Computer Jokes



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Ranking: 1.76 / 41
The Yankees have a monopoly game.
The Mets have a monopoly game.
Microsoft has a monopoly, no game but a lesson for us all.
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Thanks to: Jerry Sangiamo - Lakewood - New Jersey
rec.:May/14/2001    pub.:May/14/2001    sent:May/14/2001


Ranking: 2.04 / 23
How many IBM PC owners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
#731    
Thanks to: Samantha
rec.:Aug/1/2000    pub.:Aug/1/2000    sent:Aug/1/2000


Ranking: 2.00 / 23
"My computer isn`t that nervous...it`s just a bit ANSI.
Terminal glare: A look that kills...
Life would be much easier if I had the source code
Computers are only human.
To iterate is human; to recurse, divine. "
#982    
Thanks to: Gemma Piscotti - Chicago - IL - USA.
rec.:Mar/28/2001    pub.:Mar/28/2001    sent:Mar/28/2001


Ranking: 1.56 / 18
Q: Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A: Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!!!!
#23782    
Thanks to: Kieran Davenport - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/25/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013


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