Category: Computer Jokes

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Ranking: 1.55 / 78
Q: Who is the most hated girl in the COMPAQ IT department?
A: A-dell-e
#18437    
Thanks to: Carrie Oakey - London - United Kingdom
rec.:Oct/11/2007    pub.:Oct/26/2007    sent:Jan/18/2008


Ranking: 2.13 / 24
"My computer isn`t that nervous...it`s just a bit ANSI.
Terminal glare: A look that kills...
Life would be much easier if I had the source code
Computers are only human.
To iterate is human; to recurse, divine. "
#982    
Thanks to: Gemma Piscotti - Chicago - IL - USA.
rec.:Mar/28/2001    pub.:Mar/28/2001    sent:Mar/28/2001


Ranking: 1.66 / 58
The businessperson told a nervous client to think of the computer match up service simply as “dater-processing”
#10808    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/18/2003    pub.:Aug/18/2003    sent:Sep/16/2009


Ranking: 2.13 / 23
John: Hey! Want to go watch a movie in 3D?!
Tim: Sorry! I can't watch movies in 3D! It MHz.
#24404    
Thanks to: Joseph Bond - Australia
rec.:Apr/27/2015    pub.:Jun/22/2015    sent:Jul/27/2015


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