New customer to Tech Support: “It says, hit any key and when I do that nothing happens'.
Tech Support: Can you try again and tell me what happens?
Customer: 'Tried but nothing”
Tech Support: “What key did you hit?
After a moment and some chick ling sound the customer replied: Well, first I tried my car key and just now my office key.
#4406
Thanks to:
Said al-Mughairy - Al-Ansab - Muscat - Oman
rec.:May/4/2002 pub.:Jun/29/2002 sent:Jan/9/2013
Ranking:
3.08 / 100
Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. That's a hardware issue.
#13661
Thanks to:
LJ Margolis - USA.
rec.:Jul/2/2004 pub.:Aug/3/2004 sent:May/21/2012
Ranking:
2.98 / 61
Q: What is a programmer?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way
You do not understand.
#11297
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003 pub.:Oct/8/2003 sent:Sep/16/2004
Ranking:
2.82 / 74
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: “I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities.”
Back came the answer: “Marry a penguin.”
#16517
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/28/2006 pub.:Feb/28/2006 sent:May/16/2006
