Category: Doctors Jokes

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Ranking: 2.86 / 118
Peter says. Doctor, I see double!
Sit on the chair please the doctor says.
Which one? Peter replied.
#21442    
Thanks to: jagpal - mohali - punjab - India
rec.:Sep/25/2010    pub.:Oct/26/2010    sent:Dec/10/2012


Ranking: 3.12 / 74
A man visiting a doctor says; Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your treatment.
The doctor replied; but you are not one of my patients.
The man said: I know. But my uncle Bill was, and I am his heir.

#16471    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2006    pub.:Feb/20/2006    sent:Jun/19/2007


Ranking: 3.36 / 53
A group of doctors were out duck hunting, when a large bird flew overhead.
The family doctor raised his gun to shoot, but then lowered his gun saying "I am not sure that is a duck."
The Psychiatrist raised his gun, but then lowered it again saying “I know it's a duck, but I'm not sure that it knows it's a duck."
The surgeon raises his gun and blasts the bird out of the sky. He turns to the pathologist and says "Go see if that was a duck."
#23586    
Thanks to: Barry Foster - Indianapolis - Indiana - USA.
rec.:Jul/24/2013    pub.:Aug/1/2013    sent:Oct/5/2013


Ranking: 3.05 / 78
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him and asked; “could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?”
The surprised patient said; “why doctor, it wasn’t all that bad this time!”
The dentist said; “there are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don’t want to miss the four o’clock train.”
#21080    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/27/2010    pub.:Apr/27/2010    sent:May/10/2011


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