Category: Doctors Jokes



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Ranking: 2.73 / 75
A woman goes to her doctor. She has a breadstick up her nose, a potato in her right ear and string bean in her left ear.
She says, "Doctor, can you help me? I don't feel well, and I cannot figure out what's wrong."
The doctor replies; "Well my dear you are clearly not eating properly!"
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Thanks to: Cows*are*funny - Canada
rec.:Jul/31/2003    pub.:Aug/19/2003    sent:Sep/21/2003


Ranking: 2.78 / 69
A man who had come out of a complicated abdominal surgery was complaining of having a bump on his head and a terrible headache. The nurse, fearing that the man might be suffering from some post operative shock, spoke to the surgeon about it. The doctor assured the nurse, “don’t worry about a thing. He really does have a bump on his head. About halfway into the operation we ran out of anesthetic.”

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/26/2008    pub.:Feb/26/2008    sent:Mar/22/2008


Ranking: 2.77 / 65
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, nobody pays attention to me…"
And the doctor says, "Next please..."
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Thanks to: Andreas Hadjiandonis - Limassol - Cyprus - Cyprus
rec.:Dec/25/1998    pub.:Dec/25/1998    sent:Dec/25/1998


Ranking: 2.71 / 70
“Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.” “How long have you had this feeling?”
“Ever since I was a kid.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009    pub.:Mar/30/2009    sent:Jan/31/2010


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