This woman, who believed in natural birth, was having these abnormal contractions, went to see her Doctor. "Doc", she said, "I'm feeling these abnormal contractions". The Doctor took a listen, and said: "My dear lady, you’re going to be having triplets!" Baffled, the woman asked: "How can you tell?" The Doctor responded: "I hear inside: "No, you go first!" "No, you go first!" No, you go first!"
#10611
Thanks to:
Daniel Stein - New York - New York - USA.
rec.:Jul/30/2003 pub.:Aug/19/2003 sent:Sep/9/2003
Ranking:
2.97 / 38
“Doctor, doctor! My family thinks I’m mad!”
“Why is that?”
“I like sausages.”
“There’s nothing strange about that. I like sausages too.”
“Really? You must come and see my collection – I’ve got
thousands!”
#8882
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/7/2003 pub.:Apr/7/2003
Ranking:
2.80 / 46
A man's doctor told him one day, "I have bad news and worse news." "Give me the bad news first," the man said. The doctor replied, "The bad news is, you only have 24 hours to live." "What?!? That's terrible! What could possibly be worse?" The doctor's answer: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
#629
Thanks to:
Lauren Elizabeth - Fayetteville - AR
rec.:Apr/1/2000 pub.:Apr/1/2000 sent:Apr/1/2000
Ranking:
2.79 / 47
It was the middle of the night. Suddenly there was a loud rapping on the doctor’s door, followed by a groan. The doctor angrily thrust his head out of the window. “WELL?” he shouted.
“No,” moaned the man. “Sick.”
#20867
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/2/2010 pub.:Feb/2/2010 sent:Jul/6/2010
