Having completed a course of analysis with his psychiatrist, John tells a friend:
“I always thought I was indecisive”
Friend: “And now?”
John: “I’m not so sure.”
#5418
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/20/2002 pub.:Jul/20/2002
Ranking:
2.80 / 45
“But doctor,” lamented the young husband in counseling, “whenever Sue and I quarrel, she becomes historical.” “You mean, hysterical,” said the doctor.
“No, historical. She is always digging up my past.”
#16470
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2006 pub.:Feb/20/2006 sent:Apr/17/2006
Ranking:
2.43 / 80
A man goes to his doctor and says " Hi doc, remember me "?
' No, but what can I do for you? "
"You know doc, I came to you two years ago. You said I had pneumonia, gave me some medicine and advised me to not to have a bath "
" So? "
" Well I'm fine now, thanks. I just wanted to know, can I have a bath now?"
#10832
Thanks to:
Ayaz Ahmad - rawalpindi - Pakistan
rec.:Aug/20/2003 pub.:Sep/12/2003 sent:Nov/8/2003
Ranking:
2.51 / 68
A man goes to see his doctor because of a problem he is having concerning his memory. The man tells the doctor "I have been having lots of problems remembering things that happened in the past couple of hours, you know, my short term memory." The doctor replies "How long has this been going on?” The puzzled man looks back at the doctor and says "How long has what been going on?"
#12495
Thanks to:
Tom - USA.
rec.:Jan/14/2004 pub.:Jan/19/2004 sent:Mar/9/2004
