Ranking: 2.28 / 61
Feeling dizzy and nauseous, Bill went to the doctor. “So,” said the doctor as bill sat on the examining table, “what seems to be the problem?” At once Bill shot his feet, grabbed his hat and coat, and stormed toward the door. “What’s the matter?” claimed the doctor.
“The nerve of you!” Bill snapped. “All those years of medical school, and you want me to make the diagnosis!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/18/2003 pub.:Aug/18/2003 sent:Aug/29/2003
Ranking: 2.36 / 53
A doctor told his patient after reviewing his x-rays he needed
surgery costing $5000.00. The patient said he only had $500.00 and
what could be done. The doctor said, "Well, I can always touch-up
Thanks to: Jim Johnson - USA.
rec.:Dec/8/2004 pub.:Dec/15/2004 sent:Jan/30/2006
Ranking: 3.05 / 21
What does it mean when the doctor says you have six months to live? You have five months to pay!
How can you tell if you have a cheap doctor? He takes Friday off to play miniature golf.
When does a doctor suggest emergency surgery? When he's ready for a new sports car!
What advice don't you want to hear from a doctor before an operation? Whatever you do, don't go into the light.
Thanks to: Simple Sentiments - Pembroke Pines - Florida - USA.
rec.:Jan/20/2000 pub.:Jan/20/2000 sent:Jan/20/2000
Ranking: 2.21 / 63
Betty's psychiatrist convinced her that she had 120 different personalities.
Then billed her insurance company for Group therapy!
Thanks to: Taylor-Marie Livingston - California - USA.
rec.:Nov/4/2007 pub.:Nov/23/2007 sent:Nov/1/2008