Category: Doctors Jokes



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Ranking: 2.23 / 64
You see, Doctor, “I’m always dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning,” said Carla.
“Well, try getting up half an hour later,” said the doctor.
#20040    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/14/2009    pub.:Apr/14/2009    sent:Apr/28/2010


Ranking: 3.05 / 21
What does it mean when the doctor says you have six months to live? You have five months to pay! 
How can you tell if you have a cheap doctor? He takes Friday off to play miniature golf. 
When does a doctor suggest emergency surgery? When he's ready for a new sports car! 
What advice don't you want to hear from a doctor before an operation? Whatever you do, don't go into the light. 
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Thanks to: Simple Sentiments - Pembroke Pines - Florida - USA.
rec.:Jan/20/2000    pub.:Jan/20/2000    sent:Jan/20/2000


Ranking: 2.31 / 55
Doctor,” the man said to his ophthalmologist, “I was looking in the mirror this morning, and I notice that one of my eyes is different from the other!”
“Oh”? Replied the doctor “Which one?”
#5408    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/20/2002    pub.:Jul/20/2002


Ranking: 1.98 / 100
-A man goes to the dentist and says:
-My teeth are kind of yellow, what do you recommend?
-A brown tie!!!
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Thanks to: Roman
rec.:May/21/1998    pub.:May/21/1998    sent:May/21/1998


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