Category: Doctors Jokes

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Ranking: 2.21 / 63
Betty's psychiatrist convinced her that she had 120 different personalities.
Then billed her insurance company for Group therapy!
#18519    
Thanks to: Taylor-Marie Livingston - California - USA.
rec.:Nov/4/2007    pub.:Nov/23/2007    sent:Nov/1/2008


Ranking: 1.98 / 100
-A man goes to the dentist and says:
-My teeth are kind of yellow, what do you recommend?
-A brown tie!!!
#56    
Thanks to: Roman
rec.:May/21/1998    pub.:May/21/1998    sent:May/21/1998


Ranking: 2.36 / 47
Patient: Doctor I have a sore throat, I ache, and have a fever.
Doctor: Sounds like some kind of virus.
Patient: Everyone in the office has it.
Doctor: Well then, maybe it’s a staff infection
#11294    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Jul/25/2004


Ranking: 2.02 / 88
Three medical students were discussing what specialties they were planning to go into when they finished school.
One said, "I want to be a brain surgeon. That's the frontier, the cutting edge of medicine, where so many discoveries are being made."
The second said, "I want to be a heart surgeon. There are so many people who need that kind of help; look at all the good I could do."
The third said he wanted to be a dermatologist. When the others had finished laughing, they asked him why on earth he wanted to be a skin doctor.
"Listen," he replied. "Your patients never die, they never get well, and they never get you up at night."
#17924    
Thanks to: K Meyer - Westfield - NC - USA.
rec.:Apr/19/2007    pub.:Apr/30/2007    sent:Jul/24/2007


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