Category: Doctors Jokes

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Ranking: 2.44 / 39
A man shows up for his doctor's appointment with a piece of celery in each ear and a carrot in each of his nostrils. He says to the doctor, "Doc, I'm not feeling well." Whereupon the doctor replied," Perhaps you're not eating right."
#20113    
Thanks to: anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/8/2009    pub.:Dec/2/2009    sent:Nov/20/2011


Ranking: 2.25 / 53
According to the scholar, an internist knows everything and does nothing, a surgeon does everything and knows nothing, and a psychiatrist knows nothing and does nothing. Only a pathologist knows everything and does everything…too late.
#10810    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/18/2003    pub.:Aug/18/2003    sent:Sep/22/2003


Ranking: 2.25 / 53
-Doctor,doctor,what did you say.... Piscis, Aquarius...???
-No! I said Cancer.!!!
#57    
Thanks to: Paulina A. Candia - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:May/22/1998    pub.:May/22/1998    sent:May/22/1998


Ranking: 2.49 / 35
A man walks into the Doctors with an apple in one ear, a banana in the other ear and grapes up his nose. He says, "Doctor, what's happening to me?" The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly.
#184    
Thanks to: Raging - WsM - Somerset - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/27/1998    pub.:Nov/27/1998    sent:Nov/27/1998


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