Category: Doctors Jokes



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-Doctor,doctor,what did you say.... Piscis, Aquarius...???
-No! I said Cancer.!!!
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Thanks to: Paulina A. Candia - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:May/22/1998    pub.:May/22/1998    sent:May/22/1998


Ranking: 2.33 / 46
Patient: Doctor I have a sore throat, I ache, and have a fever.
Doctor: Sounds like some kind of virus.
Patient: Everyone in the office has it.
Doctor: Well then, maybe it’s a staff infection
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Jul/25/2004


Ranking: 2.15 / 61
Betty's psychiatrist convinced her that she had 120 different personalities.
Then billed her insurance company for Group therapy!
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Thanks to: Taylor-Marie Livingston - California - USA.
rec.:Nov/4/2007    pub.:Nov/23/2007    sent:Nov/1/2008


Ranking: 2.23 / 52
While walking to the ninth hole, one psychiatrist said to his colleague, would you believe that yesterday I had a patient who claimed he heard music every time he put on his hat?”
“Really? What did you do?”
The psychiatrist answered, “I took it away and removed the band.”
#21391    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/1/2010    pub.:Sep/1/2010    sent:Jul/16/2011


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