Category: Doctors Jokes



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-Doctor,doctor,what did you say.... Piscis, Aquarius...???
-No! I said Cancer.!!!
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Thanks to: Paulina A. Candia - Santiago - R. M. - Chile
rec.:May/22/1998    pub.:May/22/1998    sent:May/22/1998


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Betty's psychiatrist convinced her that she had 120 different personalities.
Then billed her insurance company for Group therapy!
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Thanks to: Taylor-Marie Livingston - California - USA.
rec.:Nov/4/2007    pub.:Nov/23/2007    sent:Nov/1/2008


Ranking: 2.23 / 52
While walking to the ninth hole, one psychiatrist said to his colleague, would you believe that yesterday I had a patient who claimed he heard music every time he put on his hat?”
“Really? What did you do?”
The psychiatrist answered, “I took it away and removed the band.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/1/2010    pub.:Sep/1/2010    sent:Jul/16/2011


Ranking: 2.11 / 63
A recently hired nurse listened while the doctor was yelling, “Malaria! Chicken pox!
Polio!” the nurse asked another nurse, “why is he going on like that?” The other nurse replied, “Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/18/2007    pub.:Oct/18/2007    sent:Nov/5/2008


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