Category: Doctors Jokes

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Ranking: 3.61 / 168
While getting a checkup, a man tells his doctor that he thinks his wife is losing her hearing. The doctor says, "You should do a simple test. Stand about 15 feet behind your wife and say 'honey?í Move 3 feet closer and do it again. Keep moving 3 feet closer until she finally responds." Remember how close you were when she gives you an answer. That will help me know how bad her hearing loss is.

About a month later the same guy is at the doctor again and the doctor asks, "Well, did you do that experiment with your wife's hearing?Ē The man says "yes". "How close did you get before she answered?" "Well, by the time I got about 3 feet away she just turned around and said "For the FIFTH TIME... WHAT???"
Thanks to: Jim - USA.
rec.:Aug/18/2006    pub.:Oct/13/2006    sent:Apr/18/2015

Ranking: 3.56 / 143
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.
"I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery," he answered.
"What did he say," asked the nurse.

Thanks to: Marv Green - Mesa - AZ - USA.
rec.:Feb/26/2009    pub.:Apr/7/2009    sent:Sep/23/2012

Ranking: 3.50 / 155
Five doctors went to on a duck hunt: a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon, and a pathologist. After a while a bird came winging overhead, the GP raised his shogun but didnít shoot because he wasnít sure if it was a duck or not. The pediatrician also raised his gun, but then he wasnít sure if it was a male or female duck, so he didnít shoot. The psychiatrist raised his gun and then thought, I know thatís a duck, but does the duck know itís a duck?Ē The surgeon was the only one who shot. Boom!! He blew it away. Then he turned to the pathologist and said, ďGo see if that was a duck.Ē
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/3/2004    pub.:May/3/2004    sent:Aug/13/2012

Ranking: 3.56 / 135
Doctor: Iím sorry to have to tell you that you may have rabies, and it could prove fatal.
Patient: Well, doctor, please give me pencil and paper.
Doctor: To make your will?
Patient: No, to make a list of people I want to bite.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009    pub.:Mar/30/2009    sent:Aug/2/2011

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