Category: Doctors Jokes



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Ranking: 3.04 / 180
Patient: Doctor, doctor I have only 58 seconds to live!!!!!!
Doctor: I’ll be with you in a minute
#17336    
Thanks to: mark docherty - barrow-in-furness - cumbria - United Kingdom
rec.:Oct/26/2006    pub.:Nov/13/2006    sent:Jan/29/2007


Ranking: 3.56 / 84
Things Not to Hear During Surgery,Part I I Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off..
What's this doing here?
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!
Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
#972    
Thanks to: Avery Linder
rec.:Mar/18/2001    pub.:Mar/18/2001    sent:Mar/18/2001


Ranking: 3.39 / 102
A man consults a therapist and states, “Doc, I’m suicidal. What should I do?”
The doctor replies, “Pay in advance.”
#12352    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/23/2003    pub.:Dec/23/2003    sent:Jun/4/2011


Ranking: 3.25 / 116
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc., everytime I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye."
The doctor says, "Try taking the spoon out first."
#6243    
Thanks to: Jessi Brooks - Greenville - Alabama - USA.
rec.:Oct/17/2002    pub.:Jan/13/2003    sent:Jun/20/2013


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