Category: Dumb Criminals
Ranking: 2.36 / 717
A man who was just about to be executed was asked whether he would like to have a last smoke.
The man answered, "No thank you, I don't smoke. I don't want to get lung cancer."
Thanks to: Jenny Zhang - Canada
Ranking: 2.83 / 24
A couple of terrorist were making letter bombs. After they had finished, one said: “Do you think I put enough explosive in this envelope? “I don’t know,” said the other. “Open it and see.” “But it will explode.” “Don’t be stupid! It’s not addressed to you!
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.