"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, "Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
"And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?"
"And you, sir, how about the opposite of woe?"
"I believe that would be giddy up..."
Dede Molter - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/1998 pub.:Oct/8/1998 sent:Jan/8/2012
3.31 / 100
The science graduate asks, "Why does it work?" The engineering graduate asks, "How does it work?" The accounting graduate asks, "How much does it cost?" The liberal arts graduate asks, "Would you like fries with that?"
Neil Banana Peel
rec.:Dec/17/1999 pub.:Dec/17/1999 sent:Dec/17/1999
3.36 / 90
A man had two goldfish,
he named one of them "One"
and the other "Two"
he did this because..
if one died, he'd still have two
jimbobjoe - Ireland
rec.:Nov/30/2008 pub.:Dec/19/2008 sent:Jan/1/2009
2.97 / 146
It was the first day of school after summer vacation.
The kids had all arrived in the high school sophomore English class, and were chatting away, making new friends.
THEN…In walked a very stern looking English teacher and a hush fell over the room as the kids scurried to their seats.
The stern teacher silently panned his gaze across all the kids.
After about a minute or so, he spoke...
"From the outset, I want you all to know that there are two words that are absolutely unacceptable in this classroom.
You cannot use them as you recite, or in any of your papers, tests, or homework.
Using these words even once, will get you a failing grade for that quarter.
The first one is "gross"
And the other one is "cool"
Are there any questions?"
After a few moments of silence, this gawky teen at the back of the room raises his hand,
and the teacher calls upon him.
In a pubescent croaking voice, the kid asks...
"So, what are they?"
Robbin Rohner - Barstow - California - USA.
rec.:Feb/25/2007 pub.:Mar/21/2007 sent:Sep/15/2011