Category: Educational Jokes

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Ranking: 3.04 / 159
A student burst into his professor’s office and says; "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me."
To which Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award."
Thanks to: N Mutaka - Nigeria
rec.:Apr/16/2007    pub.:Apr/16/2007    sent:Feb/22/2013

Ranking: 3.39 / 93
A man had two goldfish,
he named one of them "One"
and the other "Two"
he did this because..

if one died, he'd still have two
Thanks to: jimbobjoe - Ireland
rec.:Nov/30/2008    pub.:Dec/19/2008    sent:Jan/1/2009

Ranking: 3.16 / 122
Three immigrants to the U. S. were just mastering the language. One was telling the others about the difficulty they were having in attempting to start a family. He said, "I think my wife must be impregnable." The second said," that's not the right word, she is inconceivable". To which the third replied, "You are both wrong she is unbearable."
Thanks to: G. Brunner
rec.:Aug/31/1998    pub.:Aug/31/1998    sent:Dec/12/2013

Ranking: 3.25 / 104
The science graduate asks, "Why does it work?" The engineering graduate asks, "How does it work?" The accounting graduate asks, "How much does it cost?" The liberal arts graduate asks, "Would you like fries with that?" 
Thanks to: Neil Banana Peel
rec.:Dec/17/1999    pub.:Dec/17/1999    sent:Dec/17/1999

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