Category: Educational Jokes

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Ranking: 3.18 / 136
"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, "Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
"And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?"
"Elation."
"And you, sir, how about the opposite of woe?"
"I believe that would be giddy up..."
#148    
Thanks to: Dede Molter - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/1998    pub.:Oct/8/1998    sent:Jan/8/2012


Ranking: 3.27 / 117
The science graduate asks, "Why does it work?" The engineering graduate asks, "How does it work?" The accounting graduate asks, "How much does it cost?" The liberal arts graduate asks, "Would you like fries with that?"†
#530    
Thanks to: Neil Banana Peel
rec.:Dec/17/1999    pub.:Dec/17/1999    sent:Aug/25/2014


Ranking: 3.37 / 97
A man had two goldfish,
he named one of them "One"
and the other "Two"
he did this because..

if one died, he'd still have two
#19707    
Thanks to: jimbobjoe - Ireland
rec.:Nov/30/2008    pub.:Dec/19/2008    sent:Jan/1/2009


Ranking: 2.91 / 186
Teacher: Whatís the outside layer
of a tree called, Tommy?
Tommy: Donít Know.
Teacher: Bark, Tommy.
Tommy: Woof, Woof.

#6477    
Thanks to: fiona almond - Grimsby - linconshire - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/3/2002    pub.:Feb/7/2003    sent:Mar/4/2015


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