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Ranking: 3.17 / 134
"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, "Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
"And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?"
"Elation."
"And you, sir, how about the opposite of woe?"
"I believe that would be giddy up..."
#148    
Thanks to: Dede Molter - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/1998    pub.:Oct/8/1998    sent:Jan/8/2012


Ranking: 3.40 / 95
A man had two goldfish,
he named one of them "One"
and the other "Two"
he did this because..

if one died, he'd still have two
#19707    
Thanks to: jimbobjoe - Ireland
rec.:Nov/30/2008    pub.:Dec/19/2008    sent:Jan/1/2009


Ranking: 3.04 / 160
A student burst into his professorís office and says; "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me."
To which Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award."
#17904    
Thanks to: N Mutaka - Nigeria
rec.:Apr/16/2007    pub.:Apr/16/2007    sent:Feb/22/2013


Ranking: 2.91 / 185
Teacher: Whatís the outside layer
of a tree called, Tommy?
Tommy: Donít Know.
Teacher: Bark, Tommy.
Tommy: Woof, Woof.

#6477    
Thanks to: fiona almond - Grimsby - linconshire - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/3/2002    pub.:Feb/7/2003    sent:Mar/4/2015


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