Ranking: 3.33 / 106
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table. And, she didn't miss them until after they had been driving about twenty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant and as the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat."
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/11/2004 pub.:May/11/2004 sent:Jul/25/2009
Ranking: 3.39 / 96
A bent-over old lady hobbled into a doctor's office. Within minutes, she came out again but miraculously, she was standing up as straight as could be. A man in the waiting room who had been watching her said in amazement; "My goodness, what did the doctor do to you?"
The old lady replied, "He gave me a longer cane!"
Thanks to: Y Tinu - USA.
rec.:Jul/11/2007 pub.:Oct/3/2007 sent:Aug/28/2009
Ranking: 3.24 / 118
This police officer sees an old lady driving and knitting at the same time so after driving next to her for awhile he yells to her,"PULLOVER". She replies,"No a pair of socks".
Thanks to: Andrea - Colorado - USA.
rec.:Dec/18/2001 pub.:Dec/27/2001 sent:Apr/21/2013
Ranking: 2.95 / 182
Two elderly ladies meet at the market after not seeing each other for some time. One asked how the other's husband was doing. "Oh! Rodger died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped dead right there in the vegetable patch."
"Oh dear, I'm sorry," replied her friend, "What did you do?"
"Opened a can of peas instead."
Thanks to: Simple Sentiments - Florida - USA.
rec.:Feb/13/2000 pub.:Feb/13/2000 sent:Feb/25/2002