Ranking: 3.22 / 117
This police officer sees an old lady driving and knitting at the same time so after driving next to her for awhile he yells to her,"PULLOVER". She replies,"No a pair of socks".
Thanks to: Andrea - Colorado - USA.
rec.:Dec/18/2001 pub.:Dec/27/2001 sent:Apr/21/2013
Ranking: 3.37 / 95
A bent-over old lady hobbled into a doctor's office. Within minutes, she came out again but miraculously, she was standing up as straight as could be. A man in the waiting room who had been watching her said in amazement; "My goodness, what did the doctor do to you?"
The old lady replied, "He gave me a longer cane!"
Thanks to: Y Tinu - USA.
rec.:Jul/11/2007 pub.:Oct/3/2007 sent:Aug/28/2009
Ranking: 3.46 / 83
A senior couple decided to go shopping one day, and split their efforts by going separate ways. Near the end of the shopping event they decided to get together for lunch. As the woman was on her way to the rendezvous point, she heard a traffic warning on the radio that a car was driving in the wrong direction up ahead. Knowing that her husband was near the point of the warning, she decided to call him on the cell phone. When he answered, she explained, "I just heard on the news, someone is driving in the wrong direction on the highway!" And the husband replied, "One? There's hundreds of folks going the wrong way where I am!"
Thanks to: Jason in Austin - Austin - TX - USA.
rec.:Mar/8/2006 pub.:Apr/4/2006 sent:Jan/25/2007
Ranking: 2.94 / 181
Two elderly ladies meet at the market after not seeing each other for some time. One asked how the other's husband was doing. "Oh! Rodger died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped dead right there in the vegetable patch."
"Oh dear, I'm sorry," replied her friend, "What did you do?"
"Opened a can of peas instead."
Thanks to: Simple Sentiments - Florida - USA.
rec.:Feb/13/2000 pub.:Feb/13/2000 sent:Feb/25/2002