Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through
Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them
through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was
used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were
grazing. 'These' she explained, 'Are the older goats put out to pasture
when they no longer produce.' She then asked, 'What do you do in
America with your old goats?' A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send
us on bus tours!
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/18/2009 pub.:Sep/18/2009 sent:Dec/9/2012
2.94 / 154
This man comes through a door to the bar and slipped on a pile of crap, he mumbles and brushes himself off. He orders a drink and sits down. A few minutes later a younger man walks through the door yelling and screaming, and he slips on the pile of crap. He gets up and looks around, and then he sits down next to the older guy. The older man says, "I did that!" The younger man punches the old man and leaves.
Megan - USA.
rec.:Nov/5/2001 pub.:Dec/9/2001 sent:Jul/15/2012
3.12 / 115
"You know you are getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there."
Bill Nelson - Union - New Jersey - USA.
rec.:Jun/18/2002 pub.:Sep/7/2002 sent:Sep/12/2011
3.58 / 62
Two elderly couples were enjoying a friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great."
"That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?"
Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!"
He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?"
SimpleSentiments.com - Pembroke - Pines Florida - USA.
rec.:May/25/2000 pub.:May/25/2000 sent:May/25/2000