Category: Elderly Jokes

[92]  6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20  
Ranking: 3.06 / 142
The old man approached a young stranger in the post office and asked, "Sir, would you address this postcard for me?" The man gladly did so, and then offered to write a short note for the old fellow. Finally the stranger asked, "Now, is there anything else I can do for you?" The old man thought a moment and said, "Yes, at the end could you add, Please excuse the sloppy handwriting."
#121    
Thanks to: Timothy Mossburg - Columbus - Ohio
rec.:Aug/18/1998    pub.:Aug/18/1998    sent:Oct/22/2013


Ranking: 3.18 / 115
Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.” She said to him, “I think about it many times a day.”
“Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise.”
“It’s not a matter of wisdom,” she replied. “It’s when I open a drawer or a closet, I ask myself, ‘What am I here after?’”

#4076    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/13/2002    pub.:Apr/13/2002    sent:Aug/2/2013


Ranking: 3.75 / 56
Two old men were sitting in the yard outside the care home one day when Tim turned to the other and said "John I'm really feeling my age today I just hurt all over, how are you feeling?
John replied "I feel just like a new born babe"
Tim looked at him startled "A New Born babe really?"
"Yep, I have no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
#22908    
Thanks to: Anne - Canada
rec.:Jun/26/2012    pub.:May/28/2013    sent:Jul/24/2013


Ranking: 2.95 / 166
“Doc!” the man yells. I’ve lost my memory!”
“Calm down, sir. When did this happen.”
The man looked at him. “When did what happen?”
#10328    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2003    pub.:Jul/1/2003    sent:Mar/28/2013


[92]  6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20  


 


© 1995-2015 EMERgency 24 Inc.


76