Category: Elderly Jokes

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Ranking: 2.61 / 85
You know you’re getting old when your best friend tells you he's having an affair and you want to know if it's catered
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Thanks to: jim weydt - weymouth - ma - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2011    pub.:Feb/22/2011    sent:Jul/29/2011


Ranking: 2.93 / 42
You know you're getting old when the "peeping tom" leaves a note saying: “PLEASE
PULL THE BLINDS".

#11864    
Thanks to: DEBRA WILLIAMS - HAMPTON - TENNESSEE - American Samoa
rec.:Nov/20/2003    pub.:Jan/14/2004    sent:Apr/18/2004


Ranking: 2.76 / 50
A woman went to her dentist to have her dentures adjusted for the fifth time.
She said they still didn’t fit. “Well,” said the dentist “I’ll do it again this time, but no more. There’s no reason why these shouldn’t fit your mouth easily.”
“Who said anything about my mouth?” he woman answered.
“They don’t fit in the glass!”
#5410    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/20/2002    pub.:Jul/20/2002


Ranking: 2.58 / 64
An elderly woman was brought to the ER with a fractured hip. The ER doctor knew that surgery would be in order for the patient. “Have you ever undergone surgery?” he asked.
“Yes,” the woman said. “Remember what type of surgery was it?” “I’m not sure,” the old lady said. “It was a long time ago.” The physician noticed a scar on the right side of the woman’s abdomen. He pointed to the scar. “Is this where you had the surgery?” he asked. “No,” said the woman. “It was in Brooklyn.”
#19366    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/11/2008    pub.:Aug/11/2008    sent:Sep/8/2009


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