Category: Elderly Jokes
Ranking: 2.61 / 85
You know you’re getting old when your best friend tells you he's having an affair and you want to know if it's catered
Thanks to: jim weydt - weymouth - ma - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2011 pub.:Feb/22/2011 sent:Jul/29/2011
Ranking: 2.93 / 42
You know you're getting old when the "peeping tom" leaves a note saying: “PLEASE
PULL THE BLINDS".
Thanks to: DEBRA WILLIAMS - HAMPTON - TENNESSEE - American Samoa
rec.:Nov/20/2003 pub.:Jan/14/2004 sent:Apr/18/2004
Ranking: 2.65 / 57
An older man met an acquaintance and asked how his wife was: then, suddenly remembering that she had died, he blurted out, “Still in the same cemetery?”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.