Category: Elderly Jokes



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Ranking: 2.60 / 83
You know you’re getting old when your best friend tells you he's having an affair and you want to know if it's catered
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Thanks to: jim weydt - weymouth - ma - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2011    pub.:Feb/22/2011    sent:Jul/29/2011


Ranking: 2.58 / 64
An elderly woman was brought to the ER with a fractured hip. The ER doctor knew that surgery would be in order for the patient. “Have you ever undergone surgery?” he asked.
“Yes,” the woman said. “Remember what type of surgery was it?” “I’m not sure,” the old lady said. “It was a long time ago.” The physician noticed a scar on the right side of the woman’s abdomen. He pointed to the scar. “Is this where you had the surgery?” he asked. “No,” said the woman. “It was in Brooklyn.”
#19366    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/11/2008    pub.:Aug/11/2008    sent:Sep/8/2009


Ranking: 2.90 / 40
You know you're getting old when the "peeping tom" leaves a note saying: “PLEASE
PULL THE BLINDS".

#11864    
Thanks to: DEBRA WILLIAMS - HAMPTON - TENNESSEE - American Samoa
rec.:Nov/20/2003    pub.:Jan/14/2004    sent:Apr/18/2004


Ranking: 2.63 / 56
An older man met an acquaintance and asked how his wife was: then, suddenly remembering that she had died, he blurted out, “Still in the same cemetery?”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/12/2002    pub.:Jul/12/2002


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