Category: Elderly Jokes

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Ranking: 3.57 / 84
Two elderly couples were enjoying a friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" 
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great." 
"That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?" 
Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" 
"You mean a rose?" 
"Yes, that's it!" 
He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?" 
Thanks to: - Pembroke - Pines Florida  - USA.
rec.:May/25/2000    pub.:May/25/2000    sent:Mar/6/2014

Ranking: 3.26 / 126
Mr. and Mrs. Thorne had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the plane for their two-week's vacation in Majorca. "I wish we'd brought the piano with us," said Mr. Thorne. "What on earth for?" asked his wife.
"I've left the tickets on it."
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/14/2002    pub.:Nov/14/2002    sent:Mar/22/2014

Ranking: 3.27 / 124
A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/13/2003    pub.:Oct/13/2003    sent:Nov/18/2003

Ranking: 3.40 / 102
An old man is afraid that his wife is loosing her hearing. So, he walks up right to her ear and asks, "Can you hear me?" She didn't answer. He walked up closer and asked again. But there was no answer. Finally he asked her one more time really loud and his wife said, "for the third time yes!!!"
Thanks to: Sophia - California - USA.
rec.:Jun/5/2005    pub.:Jun/21/2005    sent:Aug/23/2014

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