Category: Elderly Jokes



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Ranking: 3.56 / 82
Two elderly couples were enjoying a friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" 
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great." 
"That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?" 
Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" 
"You mean a rose?" 
"Yes, that's it!" 
He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?" 
#649    
Thanks to: SimpleSentiments.com - Pembroke - Pines Florida  - USA.
rec.:May/25/2000    pub.:May/25/2000    sent:Mar/6/2014


Ranking: 3.25 / 125
Mr. and Mrs. Thorne had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the plane for their two-week's vacation in Majorca. "I wish we'd brought the piano with us," said Mr. Thorne. "What on earth for?" asked his wife.
"I've left the tickets on it."
#6624    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/14/2002    pub.:Nov/14/2002    sent:Mar/22/2014


Ranking: 3.58 / 80

Three old ladies sit in a diner, discussing their health. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"
The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"
#20032    
Thanks to: Jeff Knowles - La Habra - Ca - USA.
rec.:Apr/9/2009    pub.:Oct/6/2009    sent:Oct/18/2009


Ranking: 3.25 / 122
A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty”
#11344    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/13/2003    pub.:Oct/13/2003    sent:Nov/18/2003


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