Category: Entertainment Jokes

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Ranking: 3.50 / 40
The nurse burst into the doctor’s office. “Doctor! She yelled, “you just gave a clean bill of health to Mr. Smith and … and he dropped dead right outside the door!”
The doctor jumped into action. “Quick,” he said, “We’ve got to turn him around so it looks like he was just coming in!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/28/2005    pub.:Jul/28/2005    sent:Sep/8/2005

Ranking: 3.01 / 69

An Englishman took a business trip to New York. When he arrived, the hotel clerk asked him a riddle. "My mom and dad had a baby. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
The Englishman thought long and hard, but eventually gave up. "I don't know who was it?"
The hotel clerk responded, "It was me!"
The Englishman thought that was hilarious. He couldn't wait to get home and tell this funny joke to his family and friends in England.
When he arrived home they met him at the airport and he asked them: "My mom and dad had a baby. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
His friends thought and thought about it until they gave up. So he told them, "It was a hotel clerk I met in New York."

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/15/2004    pub.:Jun/15/2004    sent:Jul/29/2004

Ranking: 2.96 / 74
Recently while attending a dinner party, by way of conversation, the guest seated beside me asked "do you stir your coffee with your right hand or your left?” to which I replied "My right hand”. The response "interesting indeed, I stir mine with a spoon!”
Thanks to: Joan Marshall - St. John's - Province of newfoundland - Canada
rec.:Feb/3/2004    pub.:Feb/12/2004    sent:Jul/11/2004

Ranking: 3.12 / 59
A neurotic is the person who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the person who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is the person who collects the rent.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2008    pub.:Jan/22/2008    sent:Feb/11/2009

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