Category: Entertainment Jokes

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If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside what is on the outside?
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#9183    
Thanks to: me me me - london - essex - United Kingdom
rec.:Apr/23/2003    pub.:May/27/2003


Ranking: 3.19 / 47
Over a remote Scottish island a helicopter lost power and was forced to make an emergency landing. Luckily there was a small cottage nearby. The pilot walked over to it and knocked on the door. “Is there a mechanic in the area?” he asked the woman who answered the door. She scratched her head and thought for a few seconds. “No,” she finally said, pointing down the road, “but we do have a McArdle and a McKay.”

#20194    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/29/2009    pub.:May/29/2009    sent:Jan/25/2010


Ranking: 3.04 / 57
Two lawyers went into the restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they got sandwiches out of their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter said, “Hey, you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” So the lawyers traded sandwiches.
#16727    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/24/2006    pub.:Apr/24/2006    sent:Jun/7/2006


Ranking: 3.04 / 56
Goofy Fred took a friend driving on a narrow mountain road. After a while the friend said, “I feel very scared whenever you go around one of those sharp bends.”
“Then do what I do,” said Fred, “close your eyes.”
#19991    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009    pub.:Mar/30/2009    sent:Nov/27/2009


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