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Two lawyers went into the restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they got sandwiches out of their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter said, “Hey, you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” So the lawyers traded sandwiches.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/24/2006    pub.:Apr/24/2006    sent:Jun/7/2006


Ranking: 3.04 / 56
Goofy Fred took a friend driving on a narrow mountain road. After a while the friend said, “I feel very scared whenever you go around one of those sharp bends.”
“Then do what I do,” said Fred, “close your eyes.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009    pub.:Mar/30/2009    sent:Nov/27/2009


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A man visiting New York stopped at a restaurant which claimed it could supply any dish ordered, so the tourist asked the waiter for Kangaroo on toast. The waiter came back a while later and said, “I am so sorry, sir, but we have run out of bread.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/28/2010    pub.:Apr/28/2010    sent:May/26/2010


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Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?
Wife: Because I couldn't lift the table!
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Thanks to: kissa batool - karachi - sindh - Pakistan
rec.:Mar/3/2008    pub.:Mar/12/2008    sent:Mar/18/2008


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