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Goofy Fred took a friend driving on a narrow mountain road. After a while the friend said, “I feel very scared whenever you go around one of those sharp bends.”
“Then do what I do,” said Fred, “close your eyes.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009    pub.:Mar/30/2009    sent:Nov/27/2009


Ranking: 2.81 / 77
A man visiting New York stopped at a restaurant which claimed it could supply any dish ordered, so the tourist asked the waiter for Kangaroo on toast. The waiter came back a while later and said, “I am so sorry, sir, but we have run out of bread.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/28/2010    pub.:Apr/28/2010    sent:May/26/2010


Ranking: 2.88 / 68
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?
Wife: Because I couldn't lift the table!
#18897    
Thanks to: kissa batool - karachi - sindh - Pakistan
rec.:Mar/3/2008    pub.:Mar/12/2008    sent:Mar/18/2008


Ranking: 3.32 / 38
If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside what is on the outside?
K9p
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Thanks to: me me me - london - essex - United Kingdom
rec.:Apr/23/2003    pub.:May/27/2003


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