A man visiting New York stopped at a restaurant which claimed it could supply any dish ordered, so the tourist asked the waiter for Kangaroo on toast. The waiter came back a while later and said, “I am so sorry, sir, but we have run out of bread.”
#21091
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/28/2010 pub.:Apr/28/2010 sent:May/26/2010
Ranking:
2.89 / 65
Q. Why aren't there very many Wal-Mart’s in Afghanistan?
A. Because there are too many targets!
#4487
Thanks to:
Ruby Rubilez - Sitka - Alaska - American Samoa
rec.:May/10/2002 pub.:Jul/6/2002
Ranking:
3.06 / 51
A drunk guy approaches a cute girl in a singles bar. “Hi Babe, how about a date? He says. “Don’t waste your time. I never go out with a perfect stranger.”
“It seems we are both in luck. I’m far from perfect.”
#19990
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009 pub.:Mar/30/2009 sent:Feb/27/2010
Ranking:
2.95 / 59
Calvin sees Elmer and asks: What’s up?
Elmer says; first I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations.
Calvin says: Boy, you had a time!
Elmer: I’ll say! I thought I’d never pull trough that spelling test.
#18144
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007 pub.:Jun/22/2007 sent:Feb/4/2008
