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A drunk guy approaches a cute girl in a singles bar. ďHi Babe, how about a date? He says. ďDonít waste your time. I never go out with a perfect stranger.Ē
ďIt seems we are both in luck. Iím far from perfect.Ē
#19990    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009    pub.:Mar/30/2009    sent:Feb/27/2010


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A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; Iíll bet you donít have anything like this in Texas.
The Texan said; nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009    pub.:Mar/30/2009    sent:Apr/23/2009


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Q. Why aren't there very many Wal-Martís in Afghanistan?

A. Because there are too many targets!
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Thanks to: Ruby Rubilez - Sitka - Alaska - American Samoa
rec.:May/10/2002    pub.:Jul/6/2002


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Calvin sees Elmer and asks: Whatís up?
Elmer says; first I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations.
Calvin says: Boy, you had a time!
Elmer: Iíll say! I thought Iíd never pull trough that spelling test.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007    pub.:Jun/22/2007    sent:Feb/4/2008


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