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Ranking: 3.12 / 50
During a training exercise, an army unit was late for afternoon inspection.
“Where are those camouflage trucks?” the irate colonel barked.
“They’re here somewhere,” replied the sergeant, “but we can’t find’em.”
#5423    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/20/2002    pub.:Jul/20/2002


Ranking: 2.95 / 62
Calvin sees Elmer and asks: What’s up?
Elmer says; first I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations.
Calvin says: Boy, you had a time!
Elmer: I’ll say! I thought I’d never pull trough that spelling test.
#18144    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007    pub.:Jun/22/2007    sent:Feb/4/2008


Ranking: 2.90 / 67
Q. Why aren't there very many Wal-Mart’s in Afghanistan?

A. Because there are too many targets!
#4487    
Thanks to: Ruby Rubilez - Sitka - Alaska - American Samoa
rec.:May/10/2002    pub.:Jul/6/2002


Ranking: 2.88 / 68
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?
Wife: Because I couldn't lift the table!
#18897    
Thanks to: kissa batool - karachi - sindh - Pakistan
rec.:Mar/3/2008    pub.:Mar/12/2008    sent:Mar/18/2008


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