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Ranking: 3.06 / 51
A drunk guy approaches a cute girl in a singles bar. ďHi Babe, how about a date? He says. ďDonít waste your time. I never go out with a perfect stranger.Ē
ďIt seems we are both in luck. Iím far from perfect.Ē
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009    pub.:Mar/30/2009    sent:Feb/27/2010

Ranking: 2.68 / 85
Dean and Jerry were riding a train across the west.
Jerry looked out the window and saw a whole lot
of buffalo roaming the range.
Look at that big bunch of buffalo said Jerry.
Dean: Donít say bunch say herd.
Jerry: Heard what.
Dean: Herd of buffalo.
Jerry: Sure Iíve heard of buffalo.
Dean: No... you donít understand, a buffalo herd.
Jerry: I donít care what a buffalo heard
I ainĒt said nothing that Iím ashamed of.
Thanks to: El Cass - Hampton - Va - USA.
rec.:Dec/5/2007    pub.:Dec/12/2007    sent:Feb/5/2008

Ranking: 2.66 / 86
This yokel was applying for a job and was being asked the normal questions; Name, age, sex, address, etc.
The interviewer asks him for his fatherís name and his motherís maiden name.
What do you mean maiden name? The yokel asked.
What was your motherís name before she was married?
None he replied, what do you mean none? Because I didn't have a mother before she was married.
Thanks to: El Cass - Hampton - Va - USA.
rec.:May/26/2009    pub.:Jun/1/2009    sent:Sep/17/2009

Ranking: 2.73 / 74
Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?
"Five bucks, sir."
"And how much for my suitcase?"
"No charge for the suitcase, sir."
"Okay. Take the case and I'll walk."
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/14/2002    pub.:Nov/14/2002

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