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Ranking: 3.08 / 49
During a training exercise, an army unit was late for afternoon inspection.
“Where are those camouflage trucks?” the irate colonel barked.
“They’re here somewhere,” replied the sergeant, “but we can’t find’em.”
#5423    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/20/2002    pub.:Jul/20/2002


Ranking: 2.65 / 84
Dean and Jerry were riding a train across the west.
Jerry looked out the window and saw a whole lot
of buffalo roaming the range.
Look at that big bunch of buffalo said Jerry.
Dean: Don’t say bunch say herd.
Jerry: Heard what.
Dean: Herd of buffalo.
Jerry: Sure I’ve heard of buffalo.
Dean: No... you don’t understand, a buffalo herd.
Jerry: I don’t care what a buffalo heard
I ain”t said nothing that I’m ashamed of.
#18617    
Thanks to: El Cass - Hampton - Va - USA.
rec.:Dec/5/2007    pub.:Dec/12/2007    sent:Feb/5/2008


Ranking: 2.64 / 85
This yokel was applying for a job and was being asked the normal questions; Name, age, sex, address, etc.
The interviewer asks him for his father’s name and his mother’s maiden name.
What do you mean maiden name? The yokel asked.
What was your mother’s name before she was married?
None he replied, what do you mean none? Because I didn't have a mother before she was married.
#20189    
Thanks to: El Cass - Hampton - Va - USA.
rec.:May/26/2009    pub.:Jun/1/2009    sent:Sep/17/2009


Ranking: 2.70 / 73
Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?
"Five bucks, sir."
"And how much for my suitcase?"
"No charge for the suitcase, sir."
"Okay. Take the case and I'll walk."
#6620    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/14/2002    pub.:Nov/14/2002


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