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What goes up and never comes down?
Your age

1 egg takes 5 minutes to boil. How long does 10 eggs take to boil?
The same 5 minutes.

How many times does a tailor have to cut 100 yards of cloth to get 100 equal pieces?
99 times. You don’t cut the last piece, it is already there

What side of the teacup is the handle on?
I really don't know the answer

Which is heavier? 1 pound of hay or 1pound of metal. Which is heavier?
They both weigh a pound

Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers, Peter piper picked. If Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peckers, how many peckers did Peter piper picked? How many Ps are there in THAT?
None...H...A...T.....there are NO P's in the word THAT

What has 100 eyes and cannot see?
A potato

Two Indians standing on a bridge. One is the father of the other ones son. What is the relation between the two Indians?
Mother and Father

What has NO legs and CAN run?
Water

#7184    
Thanks to: Crystal Grant - Trinidad And Tobago
rec.:Dec/23/2002    pub.:Apr/16/2003


Ranking: 2.67 / 57
A wealthy ninety years old tycoon is meeting with is financial advisor. The advisor is very excited and tells the old man. “ I just found out about an investment I can make for you which will double your money in just five years!”
“Five years? Are you kidding?” exclaims the old man. “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/18/2004    pub.:May/18/2004    sent:Oct/4/2004


Ranking: 2.53 / 70
Your mama is sooo fat when she swam in the Atlantic Ocean for 2 minutes, Europe claimed her as a country.
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Thanks to: Preston Leiss - dickinson - north dakota - USA.
rec.:Oct/17/2002    pub.:Jan/13/2003


Ranking: 2.51 / 71
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, “Olive or Twist?”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2006    pub.:Jul/7/2006    sent:Jun/20/2007


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