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Two passengers on a ship are talking. “Can you swim?” Asks one.
“No,” says the other, “but I can shout for help in nine languages.”

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/6/2006    pub.:Jun/6/2006    sent:Oct/29/2006


Ranking: 2.73 / 48
Ours is a good restaurant, said the manager. “If you order an egg, you get the freshest egg in the world. If you order hot coffee, you get the hottest coffee in the world, and” –
“ I believe you,” said the customer. “I ordered a small steak”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/20/2002    pub.:Nov/20/2002


Ranking: 2.68 / 50
A lady walked into a boutique and asked the sales lady "May I try on that cute dress in the window?"
The sales lady replied; "Sure, but wouldn’t you be more comfortable in a dressing room?"
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Thanks to: d16alia - scarborough - north amarica - Canada
rec.:Jul/12/2004    pub.:Aug/3/2004    sent:Nov/8/2004


Ranking: 2.58 / 57
When a doctor remarked on a new patient’s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “high blood pressure, Doc. It runs in my family.”
“Your mother’s side or your father’s?” the doctor asked. “Neither,” the patient replied. “It’s from my wife’s family.” “Oh, come now,” said the doctor “How could your wife’s family give you high blood pressure?” He sighed. “You oughta meet’em sometime, Doc!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2008    pub.:Jan/22/2008    sent:Mar/20/2008


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