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Ranking: 2.53 / 70
Your mama is sooo fat when she swam in the Atlantic Ocean for 2 minutes, Europe claimed her as a country.
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Thanks to: Preston Leiss - dickinson - north dakota - USA.
rec.:Oct/17/2002    pub.:Jan/13/2003


Ranking: 2.73 / 51
A lady walked into a boutique and asked the sales lady "May I try on that cute dress in the window?"
The sales lady replied; "Sure, but wouldn’t you be more comfortable in a dressing room?"
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Thanks to: d16alia - scarborough - north amarica - Canada
rec.:Jul/12/2004    pub.:Aug/3/2004    sent:Nov/8/2004


Ranking: 2.51 / 71
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, “Olive or Twist?”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2006    pub.:Jul/7/2006    sent:Jun/20/2007


Ranking: 2.62 / 58
When a doctor remarked on a new patient’s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “high blood pressure, Doc. It runs in my family.”
“Your mother’s side or your father’s?” the doctor asked. “Neither,” the patient replied. “It’s from my wife’s family.” “Oh, come now,” said the doctor “How could your wife’s family give you high blood pressure?” He sighed. “You oughta meet’em sometime, Doc!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2008    pub.:Jan/22/2008    sent:Mar/20/2008


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