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Ranking: 2.55 / 55
Q. What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?
A. Don’t look now am changing!
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Thanks to: paprika - london - uk - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/22/2001    pub.:Dec/5/2001


Ranking: 2.56 / 54
The vocalist was practicing in the church with all the windows open.
As she stepped outside what a whiff of fresh air, she noticed the gardener trimming the shrubs. “How did you like my execution?” she asked.
The gardener without turning to look at her said, “I’m in favor of it.”
#15399    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2005    pub.:Jun/24/2005    sent:Aug/29/2006


Ranking: 2.48 / 60
The diner was furious when his steak arrived too rate. “
Waiter,” he barked, “didn’t you hear me say ‘well done’?
“I can’t thank you enough, sir,” replied the waiter.
“I hardly ever get a compliment.”

#16824    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/15/2006    pub.:May/15/2006    sent:Aug/15/2006


Ranking: 2.71 / 42
A man taking a woman home after their first date asks if he can come inside of a cup of coffee. “Oh, no,” she says, “I never ask a guy in on the first date.”
“Okay,” the man replies, “how about the last date?”
#16518    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/28/2006    pub.:Feb/28/2006    sent:Jul/9/2006


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