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Ranking: 2.46 / 52
After twelve years in prison, a man finally escapes. When he gets home, filthy and exhausted, his wife says, “Where have you been? You escaped eight ours ago!”
#13349    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/3/2004    pub.:May/3/2004    sent:Jul/24/2004


Ranking: 2.47 / 51
An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to take out a life insurance policy. “Now supposing your husband were to die,” he said, “what would you get?
“Oh, a Bulldog, I think,” replied the housewife. “They are always good company!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/26/2004    pub.:May/26/2004    sent:Jul/7/2004


Ranking: 2.58 / 43
A drunkard was trying to insert the key in the padlock, but being unsteady every time he attempted he failed. A gentleman came along and seeing the frustration of the drunkard, he offered to help him to work the key in the lock. Thanking the gentleman about his offer, the drunkard said, “It is OK. I will manage the key myself, you just hold on to this house it seems to be shaky”.
#8266    
Thanks to: N S Bhutani - Delhi - India
rec.:Mar/6/2003    pub.:May/8/2003


Ranking: 2.63 / 40
A man entered a barbershop and said: “I am tired of looking like everyone else!
I want a change! Part my hair from ear to ear!”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes!” said the man.
The barber did as he was told, and a satisfied customer left the shop.
A few hours passed and the man reentered the shop. “Put it back the way it was,” he said. “What’s the matter? Asked the barber. “Are you tired of being a nonconformist already?” “No”, he replied, “I am tired of people whispering in my nose!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/11/2005    pub.:Oct/11/2005    sent:Dec/24/2005


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