Category: Entertainment Jokes

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Ranking: 2.54 / 48
Confucius say: “Beans in sandy soil causes Dust in the Wind”
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Thanks to: Antoine - Haliburton - ON - Canada
rec.:Mar/21/2008    pub.:May/8/2008    sent:Sep/26/2008


Ranking: 2.15 / 95
The girl’s car couldn’t get started and traffic was tied up for blocks. The light turned green, then yellow, then red. “Whatsa madda, miss,” shouted the officer. “Don’t you like any of our colors?”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/4/2009    pub.:Dec/4/2009    sent:May/20/2010


Ranking: 2.35 / 62
Tom, Dick and Harry were traveling in the desert. Arriving at a small village they could find nowhere to sleep but a strange inn whose landlord, though willing to take them in for the night, would offer only a bed of fire, a bed of nails, and a bed of fleas.
In the morning, they compared notes over breakfast. The bed of fire was awful,” said Tom. “Very uncomfortable. I didn’t sleep a wink, and I’m scorched all over.”
“I had a bad night, too,” said Dick. “That bed of nails was dreadful. I’m covered with holes.”
“I slept fine,” declared Harry. “My bed of fleas was no trouble at all. I just killed one flea and all the rest went to the funeral!”
#6631    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/14/2002    pub.:Nov/14/2002


Ranking: 2.47 / 51
An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to take out a life insurance policy. “Now supposing your husband were to die,” he said, “what would you get?
“Oh, a Bulldog, I think,” replied the housewife. “They are always good company!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/26/2004    pub.:May/26/2004    sent:Jul/7/2004


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