Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders. Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/11/2005 pub.:Oct/11/2005 sent:Oct/29/2012
3.28 / 238
It was a stormy night. A guy was driving in some mountains and his car broke down. He stopped it by a tree and walked down the highway looking for help. A headlight started to approach him from behind. He turned back and noticed a car coming forth very slowly. He walked up to it, opened the door, and sat on the passenger's seat. Then he suddenly notices that there was no driver, but the car was moving!
Before the guy could decide what to do, a sharp turn appeared a few meters before the car and it seemed that the car was going to go off the cliff. The guy trembled in fright, but a pale hand came in from the open window and turned the steering wheel! When the car finished turning around the curve, the hand withdrew. Every time there was a turn, the same hand would come in and guide the wheels of the car to safety.
The guy could not believe all this. As soon as he saw the lights of some rest stop by the road he jumped off the car and ran into a bar, pale, wet, trembling, and telling everybody that he had a most creepy, supernatural experience.
Then two young men dripping in mud came into the bar. One saw the guy and said, "Hey, that's the stupid fellow that got in our car while were pushing."
Xing Xing - Vancouver - BC - Canada
rec.:Jun/13/2003 pub.:Jul/10/2003 sent:May/29/2012
3.37 / 156
Banta's son: Dad there is some one at the door to collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: Give him a glass of water.
Santosh Bohara - Nepal
rec.:Dec/19/2008 pub.:Jan/8/2009 sent:Nov/25/2012
2.63 / 571
Two guys met in the middle of the desert. One was carrying a car door, the other an umbrella. The one with the car door said to the guy with the umbrella, "Why are you carrying that umbrella around, it isn't going to rain in the desert?" To which the guy with the umbrella replies, "Yeah”, but it keeps me out of the sun! By the way, why are you carrying around that car door, you don’t even have a car to go with it” The guy with the car door says, "yeah, well at least if I get too hot from the sun I can just roll down the window!"
Sweetness - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Aug/2/2001 pub.:Aug/16/2001 sent:Nov/1/2012