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Ranking: 3.22 / 332
Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders. Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.
#15874    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/11/2005    pub.:Oct/11/2005    sent:Oct/29/2012


Ranking: 3.30 / 240
It was a stormy night. A guy was driving in some mountains and his car broke down. He stopped it by a tree and walked down the highway looking for help. A headlight started to approach him from behind. He turned back and noticed a car coming forth very slowly. He walked up to it, opened the door, and sat on the passenger's seat. Then he suddenly notices that there was no driver, but the car was moving!
Before the guy could decide what to do, a sharp turn appeared a few meters before the car and it seemed that the car was going to go off the cliff. The guy trembled in fright, but a pale hand came in from the open window and turned the steering wheel! When the car finished turning around the curve, the hand withdrew. Every time there was a turn, the same hand would come in and guide the wheels of the car to safety.
The guy could not believe all this. As soon as he saw the lights of some rest stop by the road he jumped off the car and ran into a bar, pale, wet, trembling, and telling everybody that he had a most creepy, supernatural experience.
Then two young men dripping in mud came into the bar. One saw the guy and said, "Hey, that's the stupid fellow that got in our car while were pushing."
#10098    
Thanks to: Xing Xing - Vancouver - BC - Canada
rec.:Jun/13/2003    pub.:Jul/10/2003    sent:May/29/2012


Ranking: 3.39 / 162
Banta's son: Dad there is some one at the door to collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: Give him a glass of water.
#19766    
Thanks to: Santosh Bohara - Nepal
rec.:Dec/19/2008    pub.:Jan/8/2009    sent:Nov/25/2012


Ranking: 3.38 / 141
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need Sam’s help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let Sam wheel him to the elevator. On the way down Sam asked him if his wife was meeting him. I don’t know,” he said. “She is till upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.”
#21939    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2011    pub.:Apr/26/2011    sent:May/13/2011


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