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Ranking: 3.12 / 138
A husband asks: Why do you weep and snuffle over a TV program and the imaginary sadness of people you have never met?
Wife: For the same reason you scream and yell when a man you don’t know makes a touchdown.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006    pub.:Feb/16/2006    sent:Nov/25/2010


Ranking: 3.18 / 125
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles’ bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.
“I’m jus an ordinary man,” he said, walking up to her, “but in just a week or two, my father will die and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.”
The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2003    pub.:Sep/17/2003    sent:Dec/9/2010


Ranking: 2.87 / 205
Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?
He's alright now!
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Thanks to: bridge - Bahamas, The
rec.:Aug/19/2003    pub.:Sep/3/2003    sent:Oct/28/2013


Ranking: 3.37 / 91
A rooster was strutting around the henhouse one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow. The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.
- S.C. Herald-Journal -
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/10/2006    pub.:Apr/10/2006    sent:Jan/6/2013


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