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Ranking: 3.37 / 91
A rooster was strutting around the henhouse one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow. The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/10/2006    pub.:Apr/10/2006    sent:Jan/6/2013


Ranking: 3.21 / 113
A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. “Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks. The two Americans just stare at him. “Excusez-moi, parlez vous Fracais?” he tries. The two continue to stare. “Parlare Italiano?” No response. “Hablan ustedes Espanol?” Still nothing. The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first American turns to the second and says, “Y’know, maybe we should learn a foreign language.” “Why?” says the other. “That guy knew four languages, and it didn’t do him any good.”

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/29/2009    pub.:May/29/2009    sent:Apr/24/2013


Ranking: 3.06 / 142
A French man nearly got away with stealing a number of paintings from the Louvre.
However, after planning the robbery and getting in and out and past security, he was captured only three blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”
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rec.:Oct/29/2003    pub.:Oct/29/2003    sent:Jan/14/2013


Ranking: 3.35 / 89
A tightwad was looking for a gift to give a friend. Everything was too expensive except for a glass vase that had been broken and he could purchase it for almost nothing. He asked the store to send it hoping his friend would think it had been broken in transit.
In due time he received a note: “thanks for the vase,” it read. “It was so thoughtful
Of you to wrap each piece separately.”
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rec.:Feb/16/2006    pub.:Feb/16/2006    sent:Oct/12/2009


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