Category: Entertainment Jokes

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Ranking: 3.14 / 138
A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time.
At the roulette table she says, "I have no idea what number to play."
A young, good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age.
Smiling at the man, she puts her money on number 25.
The wheel is spun, and 30 comes up.
The smile drifted from the woman's face and she fainted.
#535    
Thanks to: Dede Molter - USA.
rec.:Dec/22/1999    pub.:Dec/22/1999    sent:Aug/21/2015


Ranking: 3.09 / 149
A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants in the apartment over his. “Many a night they stamp on the floor and shout till midnight.” When the landlord asked if it bothered him, he replied, “Not really, for I usually stay up and practice my trumpet till about that time most every night anyway.”
#16433    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006    pub.:Feb/16/2006    sent:May/31/2015


Ranking: 3.18 / 128
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all.”
"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
#20030    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/7/2009    pub.:Apr/7/2009    sent:May/21/2015


Ranking: 2.86 / 209
Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?
He's alright now!
#10821    
Thanks to: bridge - Bahamas, The
rec.:Aug/19/2003    pub.:Sep/3/2003    sent:Oct/28/2013


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