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A tightwad was looking for a gift to give a friend. Everything was too expensive except for a glass vase that had been broken and he could purchase it for almost nothing. He asked the store to send it hoping his friend would think it had been broken in transit.
In due time he received a note: “thanks for the vase,” it read. “It was so thoughtful
Of you to wrap each piece separately.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006    pub.:Feb/16/2006    sent:Oct/12/2009


Ranking: 2.93 / 163
A young man bought an expensive piece of jewelry as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved on it?” asked the clerk. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the realistic, steadfastly replied, “No, just engrave it: To My One and Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/19/2008    pub.:Mar/19/2008    sent:Jun/14/2014


Ranking: 2.92 / 164
A man looking for love sent his picture to the Lonely Hearts Club.
The reply came back, “We are not that lonely.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2006    pub.:Feb/20/2006    sent:Mar/15/2013


Ranking: 3.15 / 113
Teacher: " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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Thanks to: Ghost Wanderer - jurong - Singapore
rec.:Aug/26/2003    pub.:Sep/12/2003    sent:Nov/20/2013


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