Category: Family Jokes

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Ranking: 2.40 / 106
A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room.
“How on earth did you manage to do that?” he fumed.
“Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!”
#12631    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Jan/23/2008


Ranking: 2.38 / 107
Customer: Waiter, Waiter, “what’s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: “Looks like the backstroke sir”
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Thanks to: fred durst - yukon - alaska - USA.
rec.:Oct/3/2001    pub.:Oct/18/2001


Ranking: 2.34 / 114
In the name of the Lord God: One day a sergeant came back home and said to his wife: Everything has changed in the army. From now on, he added, we are free to follow the orders of our officers and we can discuss the matters with them. His wife answered: That is in the army. Here at home none of that. Get up and wash the dishes!
#3532    
Thanks to: Morteza Olangui - Mehrshahr - Tehran - Iran
rec.:Mar/3/2002    pub.:Mar/10/2002


Ranking: 2.91 / 44
“How are you getting on with your football, Jack?”
“Well, Dad, pretty good. The coach said I was one of the team’s greatest drawbacks!”
#13278    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:Aug/4/2006


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