Ranking: 4.40 / 5
Haven’t verified this on Snopes but it sounds legit.
A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Thanks to: Ivan Kasiurak - London - Ontario - Canada
Ranking: 1.69 / 65
A child with an apple approached her mother after a meal and asked, "Mummy, mummy please make the apple naked for me."
After being stung by a bee a child told her mother, "The bee kissed me so hard”
Thanks to: Emile - Singapore - Singapore - Singapore
Ranking: 2.12 / 25
“Do you obtain good SAT results?” asked the father of a prospective pupil.
“Oh, indeed we do,” said the Principal of the expensive private school.
“We guarantee satisfaction – or we return the student…”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
Ranking: 2.90 / 10
Mr. White and his wife went for a gathering. At commencement of the program, the MC said the people were going to be grouped into two. He said "those whose wives' are the head of the family move to the left-hand side of the auditorium, while those whose husbands are the head of the family should move to the right". Mr. White asked his wife "Honey, which group should we move to?"
Thanks to: Thomas - Port Harcourt - Rivers State - Nigeria