Ranking: 1.69 / 65
A child with an apple approached her mother after a meal and asked, "Mummy, mummy please make the apple naked for me."
After being stung by a bee a child told her mother, "The bee kissed me so hard”
Thanks to: Emile - Singapore - Singapore - Singapore
Ranking: 2.12 / 25
“Do you obtain good SAT results?” asked the father of a prospective pupil.
“Oh, indeed we do,” said the Principal of the expensive private school.
“We guarantee satisfaction – or we return the student…”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
Ranking: 2.90 / 10
Mr. White and his wife went for a gathering. At commencement of the program, the MC said the people were going to be grouped into two. He said "those whose wives' are the head of the family move to the left-hand side of the auditorium, while those whose husbands are the head of the family should move to the right". Mr. White asked his wife "Honey, which group should we move to?"
Thanks to: Thomas - Port Harcourt - Rivers State - Nigeria
Ranking: 2.04 / 23
A little boy was about to eat a plate full of his delicious meal.
When his mom noticed his urge to eat the food, she quickly asked him,
"Have you said your prayer before eating that meal?"
The boy replied, "No, I won't because I don't want to give away 10% of my dinner."
Thanks to: Anthony Konneh - Paynesville - Montserrado - Liberia
rec.:Aug/8/2012 pub.:May/28/2013 sent:Jan/4/2015