Mr. White and his wife went for a gathering. At commencement of the program, the MC said the people were going to be grouped into two. He said "those whose wives' are the head of the family move to the left-hand side of the auditorium, while those whose husbands are the head of the family should move to the right". Mr. White asked his wife "Honey, which group should we move to?"
#20316
Thanks to:
Thomas - Port Harcourt - Rivers State - Nigeria
rec.:Jul/10/2009 pub.:Sep/10/2009
Ranking:
2.09 / 23
“Do you obtain good SAT results?” asked the father of a prospective pupil.
“Oh, indeed we do,” said the Principal of the expensive private school.
“We guarantee satisfaction – or we return the student…”
#6609
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/13/2002 pub.:Nov/13/2002
Ranking:
1.46 / 67
“So”, thundered Larry’s furious father, “you’ve been expelled from college, have you?
“Yes, Dad. I am a fugitive from a brain gang.”
#12638
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004 pub.:Jan/27/2004 sent:Feb/3/2004
Ranking:
3.60 / 5
A little Boy was about to eat a plate full of delicious meal for Dinner when his mom notice his urge to eat the food, she quickly ask him "have you said your prayer before eating that meal", The Boy replied "No I won't because I Don't want to give 10% of my Dinner".
#23011
Thanks to:
Anthony Konneh - Paynesville - Montserrado - Liberia
rec.:Aug/8/2012 pub.:May/28/2013
