Category: Family Jokes



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Ranking: 1.69 / 65
A child with an apple approached her mother after a meal and asked, "Mummy, mummy please make the apple naked for me."

After being stung by a bee a child told her mother, "The bee kissed me so hard”
#6294    
Thanks to: Emile - Singapore - Singapore - Singapore
rec.:Oct/22/2002    pub.:Jan/27/2003


Ranking: 2.12 / 25
“Do you obtain good SAT results?” asked the father of a prospective pupil.
“Oh, indeed we do,” said the Principal of the expensive private school.
“We guarantee satisfaction – or we return the student…”
#6609    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/13/2002    pub.:Nov/13/2002


Ranking: 2.90 / 10
Mr. White and his wife went for a gathering. At commencement of the program, the MC said the people were going to be grouped into two. He said "those whose wives' are the head of the family move to the left-hand side of the auditorium, while those whose husbands are the head of the family should move to the right". Mr. White asked his wife "Honey, which group should we move to?"
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Thanks to: Thomas - Port Harcourt - Rivers State - Nigeria
rec.:Jul/10/2009    pub.:Sep/10/2009


Ranking: 1.47 / 70
“So”, thundered Larry’s furious father, “you’ve been expelled from college, have you?
“Yes, Dad. I am a fugitive from a brain gang.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Feb/3/2004


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