Ranking: 3.27 / 101
A brilliant magician was performing on an ocean liner. But every time he did a trick, a talking cat in the audience would scream, "It's a trick. It's not magic. You're a big phony!"
Then one night during a storm, the ship sank while the magician was performing. And who should end up in the same lifeboat together, all alone, but the talking cat and the magician! For three days, they glared at each other, neither one saying a word to the other. Finally the cat sighed and said, "All right, smart-aleck. You and your darn tricks. What did you do with the ship?"
Thanks to: chou hogean - wawa - ontario - Canada
rec.:Oct/30/2001 pub.:Dec/9/2001 sent:Apr/29/2013
Ranking: 3.11 / 125
The physician writing out a prescription for his hypertensive cardiac patient: “Diazepam 5mg (tranquilizer) TDS".
The patient’s wife asks, "Doctor, when are these medicines to be given?"
Doctor: "These are to be taken by you. He needs rest"
Thanks to: samir chakravarty - kolkata - west bengal - India
rec.:Oct/28/2005 pub.:Dec/22/2005 sent:Oct/9/2011
Ranking: 2.92 / 170
A family was having dinner and the little boy said,"Dad I don't like the
holes in the cheese!" Well son, eat the cheese and leave the holes on the
side of the plate.
Thanks to: Marie - Wichita - KS - USA.
rec.:Sep/10/2001 pub.:Sep/23/2001 sent:Apr/13/2010
Ranking: 3.05 / 129
This young man was elated when he turned eighteen in a state where curfew is 11:00 p.m. for any one under seventeen years of age. He told his Dad how happy he was that now he could stay out until 3:00 a.m. if he wanted. “Yes you can stay out as late as you want, but the car is under seventeen and it has to be in the garage by eleven.” His father said.
Thanks to: Barbara Miklos - evanston - il - USA.
rec.:Jan/29/2008 pub.:Jan/30/2008 sent:May/11/2012