Category: Family Jokes



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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all
the way home in the back seat of the car, his father asked him three
times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he
wanted us brought up in a Christian home and I wanted to stay with you
guys."
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Thanks to: ledonon - rieumes - France
rec.:Oct/28/2003    pub.:Oct/28/2003    sent:Apr/13/2014


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Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hairline!
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Thanks to: melissa - richmond - virginia - USA.
rec.:Aug/4/2001    pub.:Aug/16/2001    sent:Dec/21/2001


Ranking: 2.85 / 130
During a dinner party, the hosts’ two little children entered the dinning room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept he conversation going. The guests cooperated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening.
After going all the way around the room, the children left, and there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say, “You see, it is vanishing cream!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/7/2002    pub.:Apr/7/2002    sent:Jul/1/2012


Ranking: 2.81 / 127
A schoolteacher's son brought his report card home. The father said; let's see what you have accomplished. He opens the report and to his dismay sees all bad grades. What do you have to say about this Johnny? Well dad at lease you know I'm not cheating.
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Thanks to: Alex D.erby - Richmond - Virginia - USA.
rec.:Oct/11/2002    pub.:Jan/10/2003    sent:Nov/29/2012


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