A snail was mugged by a tortoise. The police said "Can you give us a description of your attacker?
The snail said, "no, it all happened so fast!"
#22644
Thanks to:
den kirk - United Kingdom
rec.:Feb/22/2012 pub.:Mar/28/2013 sent:May/25/2013
Ranking:
2.71 / 102
A dirty little boy was playing at the playground and walked up to his mother and asked, "Who am I?" The mother replied, "I don't know! Who are you?" the little boy said excitedly, "WOW! My teacher was right. She said that I was so dirty that even my own mother wouldn't recognize me."
#12057
Thanks to:
mother of 6 - Norht Syracuse - NY - USA.
rec.:Dec/2/2003 pub.:Jan/14/2004 sent:Oct/12/2008
Ranking:
2.88 / 76
Two antennas's decided one day to get married. The wedding wasn't that good but the reception was great!!!
#12929
Thanks to:
latara gann - hattiesburg - ms - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Feb/25/2004 pub.:Mar/1/2004 sent:Apr/9/2004
Ranking:
2.74 / 88
The Substitute Tooth Fairy
I was leaving for a two-day conference, and my seven-year-old daughter, Katherine, was becoming overly clinging and teary. I was mystified at her emotional reaction until I heard her say to my husband, "Daddy, I have a loose tooth. If it falls out while Mommy is gone, do you know how to handle this tooth fairy thing?"
#18115
Thanks to:
Merk Van - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Jun/19/2007 pub.:Aug/28/2007 sent:Jul/30/2009
