Category: Family Jokes



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Two antennas's decided one day to get married. The wedding wasn't that good but the reception was great!!!
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Thanks to: latara gann - hattiesburg - ms - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Feb/25/2004    pub.:Mar/1/2004    sent:Apr/9/2004


Ranking: 3.88 / 26
A snail was mugged by a tortoise. The police said "Can you give us a description of your attacker?
The snail said, "no, it all happened so fast!"
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Thanks to: den kirk - United Kingdom
rec.:Feb/22/2012    pub.:Mar/28/2013    sent:May/25/2013


Ranking: 2.79 / 90
The Substitute Tooth Fairy

I was leaving for a two-day conference, and my seven-year-old daughter, Katherine, was becoming overly clinging and teary. I was mystified at her emotional reaction until I heard her say to my husband, "Daddy, I have a loose tooth. If it falls out while Mommy is gone, do you know how to handle this tooth fairy thing?"

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Thanks to: Merk Van - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Jun/19/2007    pub.:Aug/28/2007    sent:Jul/30/2009


Ranking: 3.11 / 56
Children would all be brought up perfectly if families would just swap kids. Everyone knows what ought to be done with the neighbor’s kids.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2006    pub.:Feb/20/2006    sent:Feb/16/2007


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