Category: Family Jokes



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A snail was mugged by a tortoise. The police said "Can you give us a description of your attacker?
The snail said, "no, it all happened so fast!"
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Thanks to: den kirk - United Kingdom
rec.:Feb/22/2012    pub.:Mar/28/2013    sent:May/25/2013


Ranking: 2.89 / 80
Two antennas's decided one day to get married. The wedding wasn't that good but the reception was great!!!
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Thanks to: latara gann - hattiesburg - ms - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Feb/25/2004    pub.:Mar/1/2004    sent:Apr/9/2004


Ranking: 2.79 / 90
The Substitute Tooth Fairy

I was leaving for a two-day conference, and my seven-year-old daughter, Katherine, was becoming overly clinging and teary. I was mystified at her emotional reaction until I heard her say to my husband, "Daddy, I have a loose tooth. If it falls out while Mommy is gone, do you know how to handle this tooth fairy thing?"

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Thanks to: Merk Van - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Jun/19/2007    pub.:Aug/28/2007    sent:Jul/30/2009


Ranking: 2.69 / 105
A dirty little boy was playing at the playground and walked up to his mother and asked, "Who am I?" The mother replied, "I don't know! Who are you?" the little boy said excitedly, "WOW! My teacher was right. She said that I was so dirty that even my own mother wouldn't recognize me."
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Thanks to: mother of 6 - Norht Syracuse - NY - USA.
rec.:Dec/2/2003    pub.:Jan/14/2004    sent:Oct/12/2008


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