Category: Farmer Jokes

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Ranking: 3.17 / 36
A rancher asked his veterinarian for some free advice. “I have a horse that walks normally sometimes, and sometimes he limps. What shall I do?”
The Vet replied, “The next time he walks normally, sell him.”

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006    pub.:Feb/16/2006    sent:Jun/9/2006

Ranking: 3.00 / 42
A Texas Cattle Rancher and an Illinois Farmer were debating on who had the biggest spread of land. The Texas Cattle Rancher said, "I'll tell ya what son, my ranch is so big that I can get in my pickup truck and start out at the western entrance to my ranch and drive straight east all dog-gone day and still not reach the eastern entrance to my ranch". The Illinois Farmer scratched his head and spit out his chewin' tobacco and replied, "Ya know......I used to have an old pickup truck just like that".
Thanks to: Jim Barzee - St. Louis - MO - USA.
rec.:Jul/14/2005    pub.:Jul/18/2005    sent:Dec/4/2005

Ranking: 2.83 / 52
A man traveling through the country stopped at a small roadside fruit stand and bought some apples. When he mentioned they were awfully small, the farmer replied, “Yup”
The man took a bite of one of the apples and exclaimed, “Not very flavorful, either.”
“That’s right,” said the farmer. “Lucky they’re small, ain’t it?”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2005    pub.:Jun/24/2005    sent:Sep/5/2005

Ranking: 2.61 / 71
Q: Why did the farmer get a Nobel Prize?
A: He was outstanding in his field!
Thanks to: Dr Ron Grassi - Jupiter - Florida - USA.
rec.:Nov/12/2005    pub.:Dec/22/2005    sent:Mar/23/2006

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