Category: Farmer Jokes

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Ranking: 3.11 / 38
A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer fifty dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, "At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day."

"Can't," replied the farmer. "At night I haul water for the hole." 
Thanks to: KidPsyco - Texas - USA.
rec.:May/2/2000    pub.:May/2/2000    sent:May/2/2000

Ranking: 2.62 / 73
Q: Why did the farmer get a Nobel Prize?
A: He was outstanding in his field!
Thanks to: Dr Ron Grassi - Jupiter - Florida - USA.
rec.:Nov/12/2005    pub.:Dec/22/2005    sent:Mar/23/2006

Ranking: 2.63 / 65
Q. Who takes care of the farm when the farmer is sick?
A. The pharmacist
Thanks to: Maryium Khan - Boonton - nk - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2003    pub.:May/8/2003

Ranking: 2.21 / 117
Two brothers were raised on a farm, one brother moved to town. Every year, the city brother would come out to visit the farmer brother. Every time he came out, the farmer brother was complaining about his crops. It was too hot or too cold, too wet or too dry, prices were low, the crops looked bad. As the city brother was driving out one year, he noticed the crops looking great. He had the radio on and crops were hitting an all time high. As he got out to the farm, here was the farmer brother sitting in a rocking chair with a grumpy looking on his face. The city brother asked why he was in a bad mood. The crops looked great, the right amount of rain, temp., and prices were setting records highs. The farmer brother said, you know what a crop like this takes out of the soil?
Thanks to: Jim - MN - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2006    pub.:Nov/13/2006    sent:May/17/2007

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