Q: Why did the farmer receive an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field (out standing in his field)
Emma - Minnesota - USA.
rec.:Mar/6/2004 pub.:Mar/19/2004 sent:Jul/18/2004
2.31 / 45
A Montana sheep farmer was driving down the road outside of Billings one day when a State Trooper pulls him over and says, "Hey buddy, you know you just made a U-turn"?
The farmer replies, "I did? I know sometimes I make their eyes roll."
rec.:Jul/22/2000 pub.:Jul/22/2000 sent:Jul/22/2000
1.94 / 86
Q:Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
A:Because he wanted rich milk
Melanie - Saint Lucia
rec.:Aug/19/2006 pub.:Oct/13/2006 sent:Feb/7/2008
1.71 / 92
Farmer Emmitt had just finished cutting up hog meat when he gave his wife two hams and said, "Cora take these two hams and put them up for hard times." Cora took the hams and put them in the freezer. One week later while Cora was sitting on the porch, an old truck pulled up and a man with an unfamiliar face got out. The man said, "Hello there Cora, how's it going." Cora replied, "Do I know you?" The man said, "You should, I'm very popular around here. They call me Hard Time." Cora jumped up and said, hold on a minute I got a package for you. She ran in the kitchen grabbed the two hams and gave them to the man. The man said well thank you Mrs. Cora that's rather nice of you, then left. A couple of days later Emmitt asked Cora about cooking one of those hams he gave her to put up for hard times. Cora said, "Hard Time done came and got the hams already and it wouldn't be right to ask for one back!
P. D. H. - USA.
rec.:Jul/2/2003 pub.:Jul/10/2003 sent:Aug/4/2003