Category: Farmer Jokes



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Ranking: 2.38 / 77
Q: Why did the farmer receive an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field (out standing in his field)
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Thanks to: Emma - Minnesota - USA.
rec.:Mar/6/2004    pub.:Mar/19/2004    sent:Jul/18/2004


Ranking: 2.28 / 46
A Montana sheep farmer was driving down the road outside of Billings one day when a State Trooper pulls him over and says, "Hey buddy, you know you just made a U-turn"? 
The farmer replies, "I did? I know sometimes I make their eyes roll."
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jul/22/2000    pub.:Jul/22/2000    sent:Jul/22/2000


Ranking: 1.93 / 87
Q:Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
A:Because he wanted rich milk
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Thanks to: Melanie - Saint Lucia
rec.:Aug/19/2006    pub.:Oct/13/2006    sent:Feb/7/2008


Ranking: 2.76 / 21
Did you hear about the farmer who wanted to buy a thousand hens, but didn't have the money...so...He put them on a layaway plan!
#23785    
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Canada
rec.:Nov/27/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013    sent:Feb/1/2014


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