Category: Female Jokes

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Ranking: 1.95 / 124
A young woman came back from her honeymoon and called her mother. Mama, I need to see you right away. The mother ran over to her daughter’s house. The daughter said, Mama I have to leave my husband, I just can't stay with him. The mother advised her daughter” now look here, your married to him now so you need to stay with him. But mama, he says these things, these things. No matter my dear daughter he is your husband and your place is by his side. But mama, you don't understand that he says these things, these. So the mother asked her daughter what things the husband is saying. Mama, he says, wash clothes, cook dinner & iron clothes. The mother quickly said, pack your bags, your going back home.
Thanks to: pura morrison - charlotte - north carolina - USA.
rec.:Mar/14/2003    pub.:May/27/2003

Ranking: 1.97 / 118
What do you call a woman that knows where her husband is 24 hours a day?
A widow.
Thanks to: Giggles - Lansing - MI - USA.
rec.:Jan/8/1999    pub.:Jan/8/1999    sent:Jan/8/1999

Ranking: 2.00 / 59
A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to London was.
Business or pleasure, he asks?
Sadness and pleasure! She says to the officer!
Well, my 75 years old husband has just died and I came to his funeral!
My condolences, says the officer!
It must be a very difficult and painful time you're going through!
Not really, this is my pleasure! I'm so sad because only now I found out that he was dead broke and did not leave a dime, a penny, not even a Will for me!
Thanks to: John Teixeira - Barueri - Sao Paulo - Brazil
rec.:Dec/10/2013    pub.:Dec/30/2013    sent:May/26/2014

Ranking: 1.66 / 86
One friend to another, “My husband is man of rate gifts.”
“That’s nice.”
“He hasn’t given me a present in twenty-five years of marriage…”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:May/19/2004

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