Category: Idiots Jokes



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Ranking: 2.93 / 57
An idiot guy walks up to the door of a bar, rolling a wheel along with him. The bouncer says, “Hey, what are you doing with that?”
“Last time I came here, they said we had to have proper IDs and a tire.”

#19988    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009    pub.:Mar/30/2009    sent:Feb/26/2010


Ranking: 2.98 / 50
“What sort of an act do you do?’
“I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.”
“Anything else?”
“Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2003    pub.:Jan/22/2003


Ranking: 2.44 / 116
An old man walking along the river bank suddenly spotted a boy drowning in the river. The man started shouting "HELP! HELP! I can't swim", a man passing by the road shouted back "Will you ever grow up! I also can't ride a bicycle but you'll never hear me yelling about it in the street"

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Thanks to: Andile Nkala - South Africa
rec.:Sep/9/2011    pub.:Nov/7/2011    sent:Jun/3/2013


Ranking: 2.48 / 90
Q: Why can't idiots make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't get a quart of water to stay in the envelope
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Thanks to: Elias Z. - Cleveland - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Aug/3/2011    pub.:Nov/7/2011    sent:Nov/23/2013


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