Ranking: 2.19 / 89
"You have been in Rome?"
"Did you visit The Coliseum.”
"It will be splendid when it is finished"
Thanks to: grotenbees - Zottegem - Oost-vlaanderen - Belgium
rec.:Aug/25/2006 pub.:Oct/16/2006 sent:Jan/27/2007
Ranking: 2.52 / 48
Dave and Tom are fishing on a lake. After about an hour when neither of them had a bite, Dave decided to row to the middle part of the lake; where they were very successful TOM: This is a great spot for fishing Dave we'll have to mark this spot so we can come back here tomorrow.
DAVE: I know, we'll put an X on the side of the boat to mark the spot.
TOM: Don't be silly Dave that's no good we might have a different boat tomorrow.
Thanks to: martyn lewis - United Kingdom
Ranking: 2.74 / 35
An Idiot was eating in a restaurant and suddenly, he started singing aloud to the pleasure of the other customers. After eating, he stood up to go without paying for his meal. "You haven't paid for your meal" said a waitress to him to which he replied "what do you make of my entertainment then?" Getting annoyed, the waitress replied, “no one asked you to entertain anyone," to which the Idiot replied "no one asked me to come and eat here either."
Thanks to: Joseph Adejo - Makurdi - Benue - Nigeria
rec.:Jun/27/2013 pub.:Aug/1/2013 sent:Feb/4/2014
Ranking: 2.51 / 45
Three drunkards were walking down the street when they came upon a pile of manure where they stopped. The first drunkard, upon observation of the manure said to the other two, "Looks like it...” the second, bending over it and sniffing, said to the other two, "smells like it..." the third, sticking his finger in it, said, "feels like it". "Good thing we didn't step in it", they all agreed as they turned and walked away.
Thanks to: TEENA L. WALLIN - Berkeley - California - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2005 pub.:Jul/18/2005 sent:Sep/11/2005