Ranking: 2.36 / 44
Dave and Tom are fishing on a lake. After about an hour when neither of them had a bite, Dave decided to row to the middle part of the lake; where they were very successful TOM: This is a great spot for fishing Dave we'll have to mark this spot so we can come back here tomorrow.
DAVE: I know, we'll put an X on the side of the boat to mark the spot.
TOM: Don't be silly Dave that's no good we might have a different boat tomorrow.
Thanks to: martyn lewis - United Kingdom
Ranking: 2.08 / 71
A court appointed lawyer was defending this idiot in lower court.
The judge found him guilty, and said 30 days and $30.00.
The lawyer said “what do you want to do?”
Not having much education the idiot said, “Let’s peal it up stairs”
The lawyer said “your honor we appeal this case up to a higher court”
When they got in the higher court the judge said 60 days and $60.00.
What do you want to do now, he asked the idiot?
Let’s peal it back down stairs.
Thanks to: El Cass - HAMPTON - vA - USA.
rec.:Jun/5/2009 pub.:Jun/25/2009 sent:Sep/18/2009
Ranking: 2.16 / 57
Sam had just proposed marriage to the love of his life and she had turned him down. “If you don’t marry me immediately,” he threatened, “I’ll go to the lake, cut a hole in the ice, dive in and drown myself.”
“Why this is May. The ice won’t cover the lake for eight months!”
“O.K., then I’ll wait.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/6/2009 pub.:Nov/6/2009 sent:Feb/10/2011
Ranking: 2.11 / 62
A man took a bag of light bulbs back to the shop and asked for his money back, the manager asked, “why do you want your money back? The man replied, I planted every one of those light bulbs and not one of them flowered!
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:May/18/2004 pub.:May/18/2004 sent:Nov/26/2004