Category: Idiots Jokes



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Ranking: 1.87 / 54
A man, woman and an Antartian were each going into the desert on a car trip. They could only bring one thing. The man brought some food, so they wouldn't starve to death, the woman brought some water so they wouldn't dehydrate. Now the Antartian, he brought a car door, so he could role down the window if he got hot!
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Thanks to: David - Texas - USA.
rec.:May/1/2000    pub.:May/1/2000    sent:May/1/2000


Ranking: 1.61 / 93
Son: Father, do you know that I can name the capital of all 50 states?
Father: Son, I'm so proud of you. What's the capital of texas?
Son: PASS!!
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Thanks to: jacky vu - boston - ma - USA.
rec.:Dec/27/2001    pub.:Dec/28/2001


Ranking: 1.90 / 30
Baba sent his brother a birthday cake, air mail. He wanted him to get it while the candles were still burning.
#20662    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/4/2009    pub.:Dec/4/2009


Ranking: 4.25 / 4
Timothy :Why are you catching so many fleas?

Mike :Didn't you see the Notice Board?
There's going to be a Flea Market at
our Apartment Lobby tomorrow morning.
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Thanks to: Eeswaran - Kuala Lumpur - Federal Territory - Malaysia
rec.:Oct/11/2014    pub.:Dec/10/2014


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