Category: Idiots Jokes

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Ranking: 3.37 / 120
Two guys were fishing on the Ohio River. One catches the biggest catfish either one has ever seen. He says to his buddy, “We need to remember this spot so we can come back here again.” His buddy pulls a pen out of his pocket and makes a big ‘X’ on the bottom of his boat. The first guy looks at his buddy, shaking his head in disgust. “You idiot- what if we bring another boat next time?”
Thanks to: Tim - Carmel - IN - USA.
rec.:Aug/24/2002    pub.:Nov/12/2002

Ranking: 3.20 / 152
Guidance Counselor: " Where do you see yourself in ten years?"
Student: " In a mirror...duh."
Thanks to: Mildred Kerplucknickshuck - USA.
rec.:Mar/31/2003    pub.:May/27/2003    sent:Mar/16/2010

Ranking: 3.40 / 112
A preacher was standing at the pulpit giving his Sunday sermon when a note was passed to him. The only word written on the sheet was IDIOT. Looking up at the congregation, the preacher smiled and said: I have heard of men who write letters and forget to sign their names but this is the first time I will see a man sign his name and forget to write the letters.
Thanks to: Oluwatosin Stanley - Nigeria
rec.:Jan/12/2007    pub.:Feb/5/2007    sent:Jun/10/2014

Ranking: 3.45 / 103
In a circus stunt, a lady and a lion were kissing each other inside a cage.
Ring master proudly challenged the audience "Can anyone do it?"
One person from the audience slowly answered "I can, but first take the stupid Lion out"
Thanks to: H.N.Krishna Murthy - Bangalore - Karnataka - India
rec.:Feb/14/2007    pub.:Mar/21/2007    sent:Apr/1/2007

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