Category: Idiots Jokes

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Ranking: 3.40 / 110
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.
The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."
Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure that he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder.
"Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"
Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure that the professor wasn't looking. Then he then turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so dumb. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm."
"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No.2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
Thanks to: Vera - Da Bronx - New York - USA.
rec.:Apr/11/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:Oct/11/2004

Ranking: 3.16 / 149
Guidance Counselor: " Where do you see yourself in ten years?"
Student: " In a mirror...duh."
Thanks to: Mildred Kerplucknickshuck - USA.
rec.:Mar/31/2003    pub.:May/27/2003    sent:Mar/16/2010

Ranking: 3.02 / 180
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/29/2003    pub.:Sep/29/2003    sent:Jan/31/2011

Ranking: 3.42 / 97
In a circus stunt, a lady and a lion were kissing each other inside a cage.
Ring master proudly challenged the audience "Can anyone do it?"
One person from the audience slowly answered "I can, but first take the stupid Lion out"
Thanks to: H.N.Krishna Murthy - Bangalore - Karnataka - India
rec.:Feb/14/2007    pub.:Mar/21/2007    sent:Apr/1/2007

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